Me and GitHub

Submitted By: admin on December 18, 2018

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Me and GitHub Source: www.reddit.com

7? 7? o.O i only get one on my repos, and those are from me.

- Garhand

There are two ways to write error-free programs; only the third one works. Source: techindustan.com

It isn't easy being a programmer. They code all day, debug all night and go through thousands of code lines trying to fix a problem that you don't know you have, in a way you don't understand

F*ck Microsoft they said!

Submitted By: admin on June 14, 2018

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M$ acquired GitHub

Submitted By: nohttps on June 12, 2018

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M$ acquired GitHub Source: facebook

Everything will be just fine!

Submitted By: admin on June 6, 2018

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Everything will be just fine! Source: www.reddit.com

My code is simple. It works, or it doesn't. Put it in a box, then it becomes uncertain.

- lightwhite

Bitbucket wishes a happy anniversary to their biggest competitor, GitHub Source: twitter.com

"Thank you @Bitbucket, but the cake has disappeared. Please send more."

@github

Commit sizes

Submitted By: admin on April 15, 2018

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I prefer making one commit per line changed to boost my commit count

- tubagrooves

Every single time when I create a PR to some fancy open source project

Sad story though :/

"Add private key"

Submitted By: simon-b on October 3, 2017

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"Add private key" Source: github.com

You can find: SSL private keys, SSH private keys (sometimes not even encrypted!), access keys to cloud instances.

Sometimes it was just made it possible to use private keys in their software but many times the real private key is published...

We've all been there

Submitted By: admin on July 2, 2017

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We've all been there Source: www.reddit.com

I decided I don't care

Live with it

Submitted By: Laugh on May 10, 2017

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Live with it

I don't care who you are, in this repo i outrank you so live with it

"works on my machine"

Submitted By: admin on April 30, 2017

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"works on my machine" Source: github.com

here is your badge:

https://blog.codinghorror.com/content/images/uploads/2007/03/6a0120a85dcdae970b0128776ff992970c-pi.png

children...

Submitted By: chapterjason on April 8, 2017

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children... Source: github.com

GitHub Pain

Submitted By: Anonymous on September 20, 2016

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GitHub Pain

When you commit the same code for the third time....

GitHub's expectations are a bit excessive...

Submitted By: Anonymous on September 19, 2016

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GitHub's expectations are a bit excessive...

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