Stages of programming

Submitted By: admin on July 12, 2018

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Another array joke

Submitted By: admin on June 22, 2018

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You can add BASIC to the "Arrays can start wherever" group.

- Kered13

Java?

Submitted By: admin on June 15, 2018

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new AbstractProxyVehicleFactorySingleton().buildCadillac()

- eyekwah2

Sorry Not Sorry!

Submitted By: miraz-mac on June 6, 2018

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Sorry Not Sorry!
IntelliJ has no chill with these passive-aggressive warnings Source: www.reddit.com

I’ll probably get down voted, but first off, that’s awesome. I laughed at it.

Honestly, pretty much any seasoned Java developer will tell you the same thing. IntelliJ is trying to help you save face during a code review.

Figure out why you’re having memory issues to feel the need to garbage collect, then give him a fist bump and buy him a beer for helping you grow as a developer.

- BingoDeville

The Subtle Art of Crappy Debugging

Submitted By: Hattchin on June 4, 2018

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Someone asks: What's inside the Sun?

Submitted By: admin on May 31, 2018

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Sun Microsystems

Communism

Submitted By: admin on May 26, 2018

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Decapsulation

- flimflamgames

When you moan about it being cold....

Submitted By: admin on May 24, 2018

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PC running Java: To warm your house

- Jmcgee1125

They're not the same!

Submitted By: admin on May 19, 2018

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Java is to JavaScript the same way Fun is to Funeral.

Time to end this discussion!

Submitted By: admin on May 19, 2018

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Java vs Python

Using pointers everywhere

Submitted By: admin on April 30, 2018

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"Are you Linus Torvalds writing a Kernel?"

Dream of a programmer

Submitted By: admin on April 30, 2018

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22k tests in 681 ms? Hmmm...

- evil_burrito

What's efficiency?

Submitted By: admin on April 29, 2018

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You forgot your BBQ adapter interface factory.

- ExternalUserError

void

Submitted By: admin on March 27, 2018

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void Source: www.reddit.com

The ability to forget a semi-colon and then spending 9 hours figuring out what's wrong

- NotTryingToConYou

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