So this one guy enters a developer chat room...

Submitted By: Anonymous on September 15, 2016

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american

Sometimes The Best Help Comes From Ourselves

Submitted By: Anonymous on September 12, 2016

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self help

I think I broke IntelliJ's brain.

Submitted By: Anonymous on September 5, 2016

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Expect the Unexpected https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k5Kn7pr0jtk

I see many people applying concepts they learned from computer science in Minecraft

Submitted By: admin on August 7, 2018

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So I thought I would give it a go...

Rubber Duck Debugging

Submitted By: admin on August 1, 2018

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Someone at my uni made a rubber duck that glows red when there is an error in the code that may effect the compiler.

- minimuscleR

Be like the chad bois

Submitted By: admin on July 21, 2018

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I'm missing the pictures of Linus Torvalds and Saint Ignucius, exclusively writing C... and the giant crotch-bulge.

- Nanicorn

the truth

Submitted By: admin on July 7, 2018

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But who controls the WordPress developers?

- DaemonAfterdark

//No Comments

Submitted By: admin on July 5, 2018

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Developer Accused Of Unreadable Code Refuses To Comment

IntelliJ has no chill with these passive-aggressive warnings

Submitted By: admin on June 6, 2018

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I’ll probably get down voted, but first off, that’s awesome. I laughed at it.

Honestly, pretty much any seasoned Java developer will tell you the same thing. IntelliJ is trying to help you save face during a code review.

Figure out why you’re having memory issues to feel the need to garbage collect, then give him a fist bump and buy him a beer for helping you grow as a developer.

- BingoDeville

Imagine being able to wield such a power...

Submitted By: admin on May 24, 2018

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"It compiled. Why isn't it working?" "Not sure. There aren't any error messages."

- bnay66

[Code of Honor] I always run a terminal instance in my recycle bin when accessing bomb detonator's circuit board

Submitted By: admin on May 20, 2018

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It's important to keep that IE and Acrobat Reader pined to the task bar!

- MrB92

As a linux user in a company with strict Windows policy

Submitted By: miskopo on July 23, 2017

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It's actually true in most cases