Brogrammer

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“Wanna bro down and crush some code?”

- a recruiter

Emoji code

Submitted By: Florin on July 4, 2017

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for php: https://3v4l.org/EPd61

My personal favorite question on a recent quiz.

Submitted By: Florin on June 16, 2017

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( ) True ( ) False ( ) All of the above

- ddubois1972

When a girl sends you hot pictures

Submitted By: Florin on June 6, 2017

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dat ide

The one comment in 1000 lines of jQuery

Submitted By: Florin on June 2, 2017

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Self-documenting

Code reuse

Submitted By: Florin on May 30, 2017

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If it looks stupid, but it works, it's not stupid.

- dj505Gaming

MRW I'm trying to advance my career as a programmer, but my job is offering me $70,000/year to just write HTML & CSS.

Submitted By: Florin on May 22, 2017

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hard to say no to that

Microsoft Edge be like...

Submitted By: Florin on May 22, 2017

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or firefox...

Found a programmer

Submitted By: Florin on May 19, 2017

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or a compiler

When ransomware gang offers better customer support than companies

Submitted By: Florin on May 19, 2017

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I went through a ransomware situation a few years back (was a dumbass... working from home, had work data on my NAS, not backed up offsite). I got better support from the asshole who encrypted my data than I ever have from a company I bought something expensive from. They closed our communication with an explanation of how to prevent future intrusions. I was shocked.

- JonTheBold

[commitstrip] Theres only one

Submitted By: Florin on May 19, 2017

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printers...

Iteration

Submitted By: Florin on May 17, 2017

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"Iteration" is not obscure programmer's jargon. It's just English.

- waigl