The perfect mobile app development widget!

Submitted By: Florin on February 4, 2017

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good, cheap and fast development

[monkeyuser] Programming languages as humans

Submitted By: Florin on February 8, 2017

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[monkeyuser] Programming languages as humans Source: www.monkeyuser.com

php

The scariest sight a programmer on a tight deadline could possibly see Source: www.reddit.com

Google cache FTW

The Programmers' Credo

Submitted By: Florin on January 29, 2017

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The Programmers' Credo Source: www.reddit.com

thinking things are easy

Projects be like…

Submitted By: Florin on February 11, 2017

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Projects be like… Source: www.thecodehumor.com

planning

[monkeyuser] HTTP Status Codes

Submitted By: admin on January 26, 2017

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[monkeyuser] HTTP Status Codes Source: www.monkeyuser.com

more errors here: http://www.monkeyuser.com/2016/monkeyuser-in-2016/

Today I witnessed the true magic of linux

Submitted By: admin on January 27, 2017

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Today I witnessed the true magic of linux Source: www.reddit.com

 

Linux use microphone as server

tl;dr programmer

Submitted By: admin on January 30, 2017

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tl;dr programmer Source: www.reddit.com

A programmer is a tool used to turn caffeine into programs.

Joke about your commit.

Submitted By: Florin on February 5, 2017

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Joke about your commit. Source: www.reddit.com

This is what happens when client wants something last minute.

- Dr_funny_guy

When your review your old codes !

Submitted By: admin on February 6, 2017

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When your review your old codes ! Source: www.reddit.com

My first code review

Feeling a bit off

Submitted By: Florin on February 13, 2017

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Feeling a bit off Source: www.reddit.com

I dunno, that's a pretty significant bit

- za419

When the card designer knows about recursion

Submitted By: Florin on February 13, 2017

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When the card designer knows about recursion Source: www.reddit.com

http://devhumor.com/media/when-the-card-designer-knows-about-recursion

Linux is so violent

Submitted By: Florin on January 23, 2017

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Linux is so violent Source: www.reddit.com

Good thing they put the laughing emoji, or I would've forgotten it was a joke!

- Carvool

Building "account deletion" logic for your own app

Submitted By: Florin on January 26, 2017

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Building "account deletion" logic for your own app Source: twitter.com

or you can just update the account with IsDead = true

CSS is Awesome

Submitted By: admin on October 11, 2014

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CSS is Awesome Source: www.zazzle.com

How Debugging Works

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Bugs are one thing, but demons are another.

Submitted By: admin on January 31, 2017

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Bugs are one thing, but demons are another. Source: www.reddit.com

what about version 13?

As a programmer, I find this ad offensive

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As a programmer, I find this ad offensive

you don't count

Specifications

Submitted By: Florin on February 2, 2017

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Specifications Source: www.reddit.com

the customer wanted a tire swing and they instead described a tier swing

[Commitstrip] On the wrong track

Submitted By: Florin on February 3, 2017

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[Commitstrip] On the wrong track Source: www.commitstrip.com

use spotify

Database (removal) Specialist

Submitted By: admin on February 3, 2017

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Database (removal) Specialist Source: www.reddit.com

Experience in:

SQL database

NoSQL database

No database

- RainbowCatastrophe

The secret to never get a run-time error again.

Submitted By: admin on February 6, 2017

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The secret to never get a run-time error again. Source: www.reddit.com

You will fail every unit test you never wrote. - Michael Jordan

 

PHP kills you when used wrongly

Submitted By: renemaassen on February 7, 2017

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PHP kills you when used wrongly Source: www.chrismadden.co.uk

Always ventilate your ideas extremly well when using PHP.

Be carefull with inhaling too many of just your private PHP ideas.

PHP keeps running and does NOT have a safety switch for toxic levels.

Do not use without proper expertise; or it will suffocate you slowly without you noticing it until it is too late.

 

(I've used an image of Chris Madden, and placed 2 other images on top).

How I fix stuff working in IT

Submitted By: r0073rr0r on February 8, 2017

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How I fix stuff working in IT

Statement of love <3

Submitted By: admin on February 10, 2017

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Statement of love <3 Source: www.pinterest.com

Real life SQL injection

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Real life SQL injection Source: www.somethingofthatilk.com

We added AI...

Submitted By: admin on February 11, 2017

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We added AI... Source: twitter.com

You say: "We added AI to our product"

I hear: "We added a bunch more IF statements to our codebase"

Can we get together for a status meeting?

Submitted By: Florin on February 13, 2017

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Can we get together for a status meeting? Source: twitter.com

"My status in that meeting will be 'this meeting is keeping me from my work', ok?"

Avast does not have immediate needs

Submitted By: admin on February 14, 2017

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Avast does not have immediate needs Source: www.reddit.com

next century

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