Hire me.

Submitted By: Ben on March 8, 2017

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Hire me.

i code efficiently

Bugs? Never heard of em

Submitted By: Florin on March 9, 2017

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Bugs? Never heard of em Source: twitter.com

I don't need tests:  tests are for people who write bugs.

"Programmer"

Submitted By: admin on March 10, 2017

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"Programmer" Source: imgur.com

So that's how they did it. It's brilliant!

Submitted By: admin on March 11, 2017

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 So that's how they did it. It's brilliant! Source: www.reddit.com

if(goingToCrashIntoEachOther) { 

    dont(); 

}

- Skizm

Captcha Implementation: ✓

Submitted By: Florin on March 21, 2017

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Captcha Implementation: ✓ Source: www.reddit.com

You know it's good code cause the id starts with my. Exhibit A: my boss.

- Fallenalien22

how to vertically center in css

Submitted By: admin on March 4, 2017

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how to vertically center in css Source: www.reddit.com

http://howtocenterincss.com/

subtle IDE wisdom

Submitted By: Florin on March 9, 2017

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subtle IDE wisdom Source: www.reddit.com

not all code paths return a value

Someone at the British Library is doing fine work

Submitted By: r0073rr0r on March 10, 2017

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Someone at the British Library is doing fine work Source: twitter.com

UPDATE: these were generated by sample equipment loaned to us by a potential WiFi supplier, which we only just turned on

MRW the bug I found after hours of debugging...

Submitted By: admin on March 11, 2017

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Source: www.reddit.com

was simply a misspelt variable

How to find the length of a number

Submitted By: Florin on March 12, 2017

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How to find the length of a number Source: www.reddit.com

Ah so this is how .length is implemented!

- BurkusCat

What debuggers actually do

Submitted By: Florin on March 14, 2017

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What debuggers actually do Source: www.reddit.com

spoiler: you are the scoundrel

- X-Craft

Descriptive variable name vs short variable name

Submitted By: Florin on March 14, 2017

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Descriptive variable name vs short variable name Source: www.reddit.com

Every time

Programmer Jokes

Submitted By: lala-land on March 6, 2017

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Source: KnightSpear

'Real' Programmers will Understand these Jokes...

Lmao: Random Number Generator

Submitted By: r0073rr0r on March 10, 2017

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Source: dilbert.com

lol :)

Well, OK

Submitted By: Emily on March 14, 2017

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Well, OK

When Visual Studio acts weird

There are 2 types of people

Submitted By: Vito on March 15, 2017

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There are 2 types of people

Always there for me

Submitted By: admin on March 18, 2017

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Always there for me Source: www.reddit.com

https://xkcd.com/1188/

How software projects are managed

Submitted By: Florin on March 1, 2017

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How software projects are managed Source: www.reddit.com

I think you can all relate to this..

Agree to share your cookies

Submitted By: admin on March 4, 2017

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Agree to share your cookies Source: icecreamsandwichcomics.com

Fool!

"Automobile history in written in C++ nowaday"

Submitted By: Florin on March 6, 2017

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"Automobile history in written in C++ nowaday" Source: www.reddit.com

then what is this abomination that you call code, BMW?

This is the nicest thing anyone has ever said about me.

Submitted By: Florin on March 8, 2017

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This is the nicest thing anyone has ever said about me. Source: www.reddit.com

spaghetti code

Image Resolution Explained

Submitted By: Florin on March 9, 2017

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Image Resolution Explained Source: www.reddit.com

what about 3K?

When your boss asks you to give it AI

Submitted By: Florin on March 7, 2017

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When your boss asks you to give it AI Source: www.reddit.com

What's the point of an AI that doesn't even have switch statements?

- roflmaoist

When you have a nice looking front-end

Submitted By: Florin on March 10, 2017

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When you have a nice looking front-end Source: www.reddit.com

I wonder if that was an intentional marketing trick. People buy the self contained tiny one, get shitty signal so look for one with an antenna instead.

- ReallyHadToFixThat

When the intern deletes the prod db but it's okay because he found a backup. Source: www.reddit.com

Floppy disk vs giant magnet

When you write bad code that works

Submitted By: admin on March 20, 2017

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Source: www.reddit.com

the game is Poly Bridge

Nice try, Alex.

Submitted By: Florin on March 23, 2017

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Nice try, Alex. Source: www.reddit.com

thats a lot of people called Alex

If the authors of computer programming books wrote arithmetic text books Source: www.reddit.com

reminds me of: How to draw an owl

English programming language

Submitted By: Florin on February 23, 2017

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English programming language Source: www.reddit.com

What language?

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