Who wouldn't?

Submitted By: admin on July 18, 2018

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Telling your family what do you do for a living

When you're trying to find who broke production

Submitted By: admin on July 25, 2018

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When you're trying to find who broke production Source: www.reddit.com

"He's just standing there... menacingly!"

Getting the intern to fill out a bug report

Submitted By: admin on July 25, 2018

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Getting the intern to fill out a bug report Source: www.reddit.com

Here is what it looks like

Every now and then, ping one of your competitor's websites using an IE6 VM Source: twitter.com

Keep them on their toes.

Found a job opening that requires 8+ years of Swift experience. Source: twitter.com

Swift is a programming language that came out 3 years ago.

console.log(dev.cry);

Submitted By: admin on July 14, 2018

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console.log(dev.cry); Source: www.reddit.com

And after you realize that you forgot to link js file

- ivanjermakov

Got this error today while debugging, I was literally speechless for a minute. Source: www.reddit.com

Null is a value.

- pe1uca

How did he know?

Submitted By: admin on July 16, 2018

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He watched any episode of the IT Crowd.

- ImaVoter

If people talked about other fields like they do programming Source: www.reddit.com

Programmers use DATA and ALGORITHIMS to create Software!

- AdeonWriter

if (thereIsNoStackOverflow) createIt(); // do NOT touch idk how this works Source: www.reddit.com

For a while there was Experts Exchange. Same basic concept except the answers were behind a paywall.

- MyOtherLoginIsSecret

legacy code comments

Submitted By: admin on July 19, 2018

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// Don't delete this comment, otherwise will not compile.

- orangeKaiju

Be like the chad bois

Submitted By: admin on July 21, 2018

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I'm missing the pictures of Linus Torvalds and Saint Ignucius, exclusively writing C... and the giant crotch-bulge.

- Nanicorn

AI in a nutshell

Submitted By: admin on July 21, 2018

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if(LooksLikeHotdog())

    return "Hotdog";

else

    return "Not Hotdog";

- CuddlePirate420

Obfuscating Code

Submitted By: admin on July 21, 2018

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The best line of defense is when no one understands your code, including yourself.

- thatbrguy_

Can I install this on my program too?

Submitted By: admin on July 23, 2018

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It might need some defrogmentation.

- Woot-R

if(Enemy.Distance < 10) Enemy.Attack();

Submitted By: admin on July 24, 2018

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if(Enemy.Distance < 10) Enemy.Attack(); Source: www.reddit.com

I mean... This is literally how AI in games works. What do you expect?

- Sir_Lith

 

Learning Object Oriented Programming, think I picked up the wrong book Source: www.reddit.com

You sure did; that one's about compilers.

- Hoptoo3

I found this gem in a game and I thought a lot of people here could relate Source: www.reddit.com

Seems about right for legacy software. Which is why I love maintaining it. It is the only way to be masochistic and get paid for it.

- Bill_Morgan

ROCKSTAR DEVELOPER!!!

Submitted By: admin on July 29, 2018

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ROCKSTAR DEVELOPER!!! Source: www.reddit.com

This was a comment here but I felt it needed its own post

Python is great

Submitted By: admin on July 29, 2018

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First they came for the Java coders, and I did not speak out—

Because I was not a Java developer.

Then they came for the PHP coders, and I did not speak out—

Because I did not develop in PHP.

Then they came for the Python, and I did not speak out—

Because I was not a Python developer either.

Then they came for C#—and there was no one left to speak for me.

- SolenoidSoldier

Runs not only C but also

Submitted By: admin on July 29, 2018

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Feel the wave of the syntax

- Wonder_Bruh

[monkeyuser] Pull request

Submitted By: admin on July 31, 2018

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[monkeyuser] Pull request Source: www.monkeyuser.com

Rubber Duck Debugging

Submitted By: admin on August 1, 2018

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Someone at my uni made a rubber duck that glows red when there is an error in the code that may effect the compiler.

- minimuscleR

WittyTitleAboutCodeFormatting = true;

Submitted By: admin on August 1, 2018

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if (Human.IsBehind.toString().toLower().equals("true")==true)

- DropTableAccounts

So much to die for!

Submitted By: admin on August 2, 2018

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Project manager : “Alright guys scrap the old codebase. We have to keep up with the latest tech.”

- austin1439

Im a PRO. Im the PRO

Submitted By: maksym-troglodit on August 3, 2018

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Im a PRO. Im the PRO

You should be proud to know me

Praise thy holy commit

Submitted By: admin on August 4, 2018

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I usually only git vommit...

- YSoddoth

Desperate for late night cs homework help

Submitted By: admin on July 13, 2018

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CS student help

The C programming language

Submitted By: admin on July 13, 2018

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The C programming language Source: www.reddit.com

It's even worse with c++.

- markand67

Hecking language developers

Submitted By: admin on July 14, 2018

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