What people think coding is...

Submitted By: admin on July 21, 2017

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Always fun to give an update of my progress to my (non programmer)-boss. Some days I can tell him "Well, I finished half the features I had scheduled for the next week in one day" and other times its "Well, I spent the last 2 days trying to install a program that just won't cooperate."

- stnikolauswagne

...that is the question

Submitted By: Florin on January 13, 2017

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2b or nor 2b

Why I stopped posting to StackOverflow

Submitted By: admin on September 20, 2019

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How to hard-boil an egg? [duplicate]

Zeno's paradox in development

Submitted By: Anonymous on January 31, 2016

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http://dilbert.com/strip/2016-01-31

Javascript debugging has never been easier!

Submitted By: Anonymous on August 19, 2016

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I think it might be easier and better Performance to Just Google how to use JQuery, because it's basically the same

catch(object) { }

Submitted By: Anonymous on August 21, 2016

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When I'm error handling and haven't thought about what to throw, I usually: Throw "a party"

Prevent Carpal Tunnel

Submitted By: admin on December 19, 2017

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Never to be seen again

Naming convention

Submitted By: admin on October 7, 2019

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    SCREAMING_SNAKE_CASE is conventionally used for constants or preprocessor macros in C

from the CPP core guidelines

>Scream when you see a macro that isn't just used for source control (e.g., #ifdef)

It somewhat fits

- metaldragon199

Hello, world!

Submitted By: admin on October 8, 2019

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Without google-ing?

What Programmers Say vs. What They Mean

Submitted By: Anonymous on August 21, 2016

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A classic

German JUG has its struggles with Java Date

Submitted By: Hanno on December 21, 2017

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...or they own a certain Delorean

Parameters and return type

Submitted By: admin on October 10, 2019

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gf function

Tom Scott you cheeky boi

Submitted By: admin on April 8, 2020

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He did this in his "Will youtube ever run out of urls" video too lol. Cheeky guy

- Mathern_

The first time I coded in Go

Submitted By: admin on October 11, 2019

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i := 1

_ = i

Working from home

Submitted By: admin on April 10, 2020

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Stand up is a at 10:30, I usually roll out of bed at 10:27.

- Ddlutz

BusyBox knows how software development works

Submitted By: Anonymous on June 5, 2016

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BDD, bug-driven development

How Long You Take to Name Your Class? | Programming Jokes | Fun Comics

Submitted By: tecHindustan on April 13, 2020

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As a programmer sloppy code, messy syntax, vague class names, and unclear variable definitions can be a pain in eyes and eventually hinder your thinking capabilities to complete your program on time.

Semicolons in JavaScript

Submitted By: admin on April 14, 2020

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Do I need a semicolon?

What did you see denvercoder9? What did you see?

Submitted By: admin on April 15, 2020

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There is a special place in hell for people who say "problem solved" and don't share the solution

- Panzerkampfwagyu

How AI Works

Submitted By: admin on October 18, 2019

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How to tell if it's Machine Learning or AI:

    If it's written in Python, it's Machine Learning

    If it's written in PowerPoint, it's AI

- julsmanbr

When you first discover that in Python a function can return multiple values

Submitted By: admin on October 21, 2019

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It's pronounced touple

- lukaseder

Recursion IRL

Submitted By: Anonymous on June 9, 2016

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Does that mean the sidewalk sign actually costs $199+$199+$199+$199+$199+$199.....