bitOfJavascript

Submitted By: admin on November 3, 2024

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just a bit

Breaking: JavaScript Developer Commits to Framework for Record-Breaking 3 Weeks Source: the garlic

SILICON VALLEY, CA - In an unprecedented display of consistency that has left the tech world reeling, local web developer Alex Chen, 28, has reportedly stuck with the same JavaScript framework for an astonishing three weeks.

Chen, known in local dev circles as "The Framework Whisperer" for his ability to adopt and discard JS frameworks at breakneck speeds, has been using Svelte without interruption since August 1st, shattering his previous record of 4 days set with Vue.js in 2022.

"I don't know what came over me," Chen said, visibly shaken by his own stability. "I woke up one morning and just... didn't feel like switching to Angular. Or React. Or that new framework that was released during this interview."

The news has sent shockwaves through the JavaScript community. Framework creators are reportedly in crisis mode, with one anonymous source from a major tech company stating, "If developers start sticking with one framework, how will we justify our jobs?"

Chen's colleagues have expressed a mix of awe and concern. Senior developer Lisa Patel noted, "I'm worried about Alex. Yesterday, I caught him reading documentation instead of immediately rewriting our entire codebase in a new framework. It's not like him at all."

The unprecedented event has not been without its challenges. Chen admitted to suffering from "withdrawal symptoms," including uncontrollable urges to create new npm packages and a persistent eye twitch triggered by the sight of stable, well-maintained code.

Despite the difficulties, Chen remains committed to seeing this through. "I'm taking it one day at a time," he said, his fingers twitching as he resisted the urge to type 'npx create-next-app'. "But I've heard whispers of a revolutionary new framework that's only been downloaded 50 times. Maybe I'll check that out... you know, just to stay informed."

As of press time, Chen was last seen furiously typing at his keyboard, alternating between Stack Overflow and the GitHub repo of an obscure framework with a name that's just an unpronounceable emoji.

SharePoint

Submitted By: admin on October 10, 2024

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SharePoint

-It's simple, you need access to a SharePoint you asked the owner to give you access.
-who is the owner?
-nobody knows

Who doesn't lie at least a bit on their resume

Submitted By: admin on October 4, 2024

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Who doesn't lie at least a bit on their resume

Asp.Net Core

Submitted By: admin on October 3, 2024

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Asp.Net Core

ummm... yeaaaah... noo...

Every developer right now

Submitted By: admin on September 14, 2024

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Every developer right now Source: www.facebook.com

Claude is pretty good IMO

Overengineering

Submitted By: admin on August 27, 2024

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Overengineering

Simple is good

alwaysCommentFirst

Submitted By: admin on August 27, 2024

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alwaysCommentFirst Source: www.reddit.com

I guess git history is also an option...

IT automation: Ansible vs. bash script

Submitted By: admin on August 2, 2024

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IT automation: Ansible vs. bash script Source: www.facebook.com

LLM AI vs StackOverflow

- Curtis Cali

Intel oven

Submitted By: admin on July 11, 2024

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Intel oven

Machine Learning & Linear Algebra

Submitted By: admin on June 27, 2024

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Machine Learning & Linear Algebra Source: www.reddit.com

You thought that you are done with it after you graduate, but no. You need linear algebra for your whole career if you want to be a machine learning engineer.

Security through obscurity

Submitted By: admin on June 27, 2024

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Security through obscurity Source: www.reddit.com

Hackers can't reverse engineer your code if you are not sure what you are doing and just write spaghetti code.

Java & JavaScript

Submitted By: admin on June 27, 2024

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Java & JavaScript Source: www.reddit.com

JavaScript is everywhere, so I had to learn it... I don't know it because I also know Java!

InfoSec corner

Submitted By: admin on June 26, 2024

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InfoSec corner

When InfoSec is in the spotlight and on the news, usually things are bad...

Elections: 403 for-bidden

Submitted By: admin on June 26, 2024

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Elections: 403 for-bidden

404 voted for Trump, 403 voted for Biden. Who will you vote 4?

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