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phishing

Submitted By: admin on July 29, 2022

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phishing

When you create a pull request in your own GitHub repository

Submitted By: admin on June 19, 2022

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When you create a pull request in your own GitHub repository Source: twitter.com

By Marc Jacobs

Reality vs Linkedin

Submitted By: admin on June 16, 2022

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Reality vs Linkedin

Assistant to the Emperor

Learning programming

Submitted By: admin on June 16, 2022

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Learning programming Source: www.facebook.com

Sigh

print statements

Submitted By: admin on June 16, 2022

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print statements Source: www.reddit.com

I’m sorry little ones, and thank you

Careful or you might end up summoning a demon.

Submitted By: admin on March 18, 2022

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Careful or you might end up summoning a demon. Source: www.reddit.com

We use rgb lights instead of candles :v

- oblivionbunny

friend 3: most of them won't be solved

Submitted By: admin on March 18, 2022

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friend 3: most of them won't be solved Source: www.reddit.com

It's a feature, not a bug.

Developing with Java be like

Submitted By: admin on March 14, 2022

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Developing with Java be like Source: www.reddit.com

Yo dawg i heard you like getters

- Jahonay

[monkeyuser] Done Done

Submitted By: admin on March 13, 2022

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[monkeyuser] Done Done Source: www.monkeyuser.com

feature

I have done this, and will do it again

Submitted By: admin on March 13, 2022

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I have done this, and will do it again Source: www.reddit.com

plot twist, in postgres it is also queryable

- MrPickle2255

At the end of the day

Submitted By: admin on March 13, 2022

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At the end of the day Source: www.reddit.com

QA here. My favorite situation is one or two bugs for an average feature. More bugs lead to more documentation and more re-testing. But if there are 0 bugs, my anxiety kicks in and I start thinking that I've missed something.

- Esp1erre

With great power comes great responsibility... such as ...

Submitted By: admin on March 12, 2022

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With great power comes great responsibility... such as ... Source: www.reddit.com

tehc

Sometimes it’s not the destination but the journey.

Submitted By: admin on March 12, 2022

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Sometimes it’s not the destination but the journey. Source: www.reddit.com

more like 3 days...

I like the getting paid part

Submitted By: admin on February 20, 2022

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I like the getting paid part Source: www.reddit.com

Writing a whole untested project from scratch to fulfill a specific use case and then not maintaining or scaling it.

Vs

Writing 10 LoC, spending 2 hours figuring out why it broke some tests, writing your own tests, realizing it doesn't behave as expected for some edge cases, fixing the edge cases, finding that fix breaks some different tests you'd assume to be unrelated, then realizing those tests were actually incorrect and testing incorrect behavior and you've uncovered a subtle existing bug, triaging the impact of that to see if you need to send up a flare, cutting a JIRA ticket for the new bug, rewriting the 10 LoC in a way that doesn't force the bug repro, then running integration tests against the other dozens of subsystems it interacts with for all builds currently in use, then documenting what you did, and it's somehow dark out even though you "started early today because you felt behind" and you're not sure if you actually drank any water today also your wife texted you 90 minutes ago asking if you were coming home soon.

But hey the pay's good.

- Myllokunmingia

The programmer's curse

Submitted By: admin on February 7, 2022

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The programmer's curse Source: twitter.com

pretty accurate

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