IT Jobs Explained With a Broken Lightbulb

Submitted By: Florin on December 17, 2016

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IT Jobs Explained With a Broken Lightbulb Source: blog.toggl.com

Still not sure what Marketing does except Candy Crush and promising a light bulb with a feature that doesn't currently exist.

CSS is Awesome

Submitted By: admin on October 11, 2014

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CSS is Awesome Source: www.zazzle.com

This number seems legit

Submitted By: Florin on December 21, 2016

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This number seems legit Source: www.reddit.com

Jokes aside, the programmer did well by naming it what it truly is. Results in better code readability.

 

Frontend vs Backend

Submitted By: Florin on February 19, 2017

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Frontend vs Backend Source: www.reddit.com

Some software actually has a petrified Cthulhu down there. There's no saving that mess.

- SirQuackTheDuck

Tests won't fail if you don't write tests

Submitted By: admin on February 21, 2017

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Tests won't fail if you don't write tests Source: www.reddit.com

After fighting a randomly failing test suite due to non-deterministic code

[monkeyuser] Seeking Answer

Submitted By: admin on June 20, 2017

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[monkeyuser] Seeking Answer Source: www.monkeyuser.com

whats this for?

Submitted By: Florin on November 20, 2016

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probably not important

It's safer that way

Submitted By: Florin on December 22, 2016

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It's safer that way Source: www.reddit.com

I don't, maybe that's why I have commitment issues.

How Debugging Works

Submitted By: admin on October 1, 2014

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[monkeyuser] Programming languages as humans

Submitted By: Florin on February 8, 2017

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[monkeyuser] Programming languages as humans Source: www.monkeyuser.com

php

Hire me.

Submitted By: Ben on March 8, 2017

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Hire me.

i code efficiently

Something happened

Submitted By: admin on July 15, 2017

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Something happened Source: www.reddit.com

Thanks for the explanation

As a programmer, I find this ad offensive

Submitted By: admin on May 5, 2015

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As a programmer, I find this ad offensive

you don't count

Projects be like…

Submitted By: Florin on February 11, 2017

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Projects be like… Source: www.thecodehumor.com

planning

Bugs? Never heard of em

Submitted By: Florin on March 9, 2017

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Bugs? Never heard of em Source: twitter.com

I don't need tests:  tests are for people who write bugs.

So that's how they did it. It's brilliant!

Submitted By: admin on March 11, 2017

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 So that's how they did it. It's brilliant! Source: www.reddit.com

if(goingToCrashIntoEachOther) { 

    dont(); 

}

- Skizm

if you ever code something that "feels like a hack but it works," Source: twitter.com

"not to oversimplify: first you have to flatten the rock and put lightning inside it" 

Working as PHP developer

Submitted By: admin on June 29, 2017

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Working as PHP developer Source: www.reddit.com

TFW your workplace is tagged Not Safe For Work.

- SteveCCL

When they say the site must support legacy browsers

Submitted By: Balázs on November 25, 2016

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When they say the site must support legacy browsers

#subaru { color: #ff0000; }

Submitted By: Florin on January 8, 2017

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#subaru { color: #ff0000; } Source: www.reddit.com

#ff0000;

using vim

Submitted By: anotherguy on May 17, 2015

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using vim

[commitstrip] Bad API implementation

Submitted By: admin on February 21, 2017

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[commitstrip] Bad API implementation Source: www.commitstrip.com

No one's fault 

English programming language

Submitted By: Florin on February 23, 2017

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English programming language Source: www.reddit.com

What language?

When you write bad code that works

Submitted By: admin on March 20, 2017

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Source: www.reddit.com

the game is Poly Bridge

Best way to describe HTTP response codes

Submitted By: admin on April 28, 2017

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Best way to describe HTTP response codes Source: www.reddit.com

https://http.cat/

Client-side security.

Submitted By: admin on May 22, 2017

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Client-side security. Source: www.reddit.com

911? I cut my finger on some jagged metal.

- wolf2600

Draw html

Submitted By: admin on May 27, 2017

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Draw html Source: www.reddit.com

do I look like a browser?

Emoji code

Submitted By: Florin on July 4, 2017

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Emoji code Source: www.reddit.com

for php: https://3v4l.org/EPd61

my linkedin profile

Submitted By: admin on July 6, 2017

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my linkedin profile Source: www.reddit.com

Which of these is a pokemon?

Programmer on sunrise

Submitted By: admin on October 29, 2017

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Programmer on sunrise Source: www.reddit.com

don't touch it

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