ROCKSTAR DEVELOPER!!!

Submitted By: admin on July 29, 2018

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ROCKSTAR DEVELOPER!!! Source: www.reddit.com

This was a comment here but I felt it needed its own post

Google must've gathered enough data on stop signs and storefronts... Source: www.reddit.com

just highlight the whole thing and you’re good

- Sksk3

AI in a nutshell

Submitted By: admin on July 21, 2018

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AI in a nutshell Source: www.reddit.com

if(LooksLikeHotdog())

    return "Hotdog";

else

    return "Not Hotdog";

- CuddlePirate420

When you're trying to find who broke production

Submitted By: admin on July 25, 2018

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When you're trying to find who broke production Source: www.reddit.com

"He's just standing there... menacingly!"

WittyTitleAboutCodeFormatting = true;

Submitted By: admin on August 1, 2018

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WittyTitleAboutCodeFormatting = true; Source: www.reddit.com

if (Human.IsBehind.toString().toLower().equals("true")==true)

- DropTableAccounts

Found a job opening that requires 8+ years of Swift experience. Source: twitter.com

Swift is a programming language that came out 3 years ago.

Stackoverflow

Submitted By: Fakedev on October 12, 2018

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Stackoverflow Source: xkcd.com

Very deep, touched my soul.

this thread has been archived

Submitted By: admin on July 1, 2018

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this thread has been archived Source: twitter.com

Still slightly better than "NM fixed it".

At least here you know you need to download something.

- Syllellipsis

My username in every service I sign up for now: "undefined"

Submitted By: admin on July 20, 2018

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My username in every service I sign up for now: "undefined" Source: twitter.com

Really test those strict equality checks.

Obfuscating Code

Submitted By: admin on July 21, 2018

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Obfuscating Code Source: www.reddit.com

The best line of defense is when no one understands your code, including yourself.

- thatbrguy_

if(Enemy.Distance < 10) Enemy.Attack();

Submitted By: admin on July 24, 2018

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if(Enemy.Distance < 10) Enemy.Attack(); Source: www.reddit.com

I mean... This is literally how AI in games works. What do you expect?

- Sir_Lith

 

I found this gem in a game and I thought a lot of people here could relate Source: www.reddit.com

Seems about right for legacy software. Which is why I love maintaining it. It is the only way to be masochistic and get paid for it.

- Bill_Morgan

Getting the intern to fill out a bug report

Submitted By: admin on July 25, 2018

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Getting the intern to fill out a bug report Source: www.reddit.com

Here is what it looks like

Chrome RAM

Submitted By: admin on July 29, 2018

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Chrome RAM Source: www.reddit.com

Runs not only C but also

Submitted By: admin on July 29, 2018

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Runs not only C but also Source: www.reddit.com

Feel the wave of the syntax

- Wonder_Bruh

[monkeyuser] Pull request

Submitted By: admin on July 31, 2018

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[monkeyuser] Pull request Source: www.monkeyuser.com

Oh sh*t

Submitted By: admin on August 2, 2018

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Oh sh*t Source: www.reddit.com

You think a feature doesn't work due to a small bug, only to find out the bug was hiding the fact that the feature was never actually coded.

- MizchiefKilz

Im a PRO. Im the PRO

Submitted By: maksym-troglodit on August 3, 2018

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Im a PRO. Im the PRO

You should be proud to know me

Very clever...

Submitted By: admin on August 16, 2018

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Very clever... Source: www.reddit.com

I hope this is the reason they wrote the book

- dustmouse

When your girlfriend asks you to promise her something

Response.status: 404. Network error. 

Awesome site

Submitted By: admin on June 28, 2018

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Awesome site Source: www.commitstrip.com

You learn every day, with Javascript.

Submitted By: admin on October 15, 2018

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You learn every day, with Javascript. Source: www.reddit.com
I'm all for arrays starting at 0, but seriously, stair steps?! Source: www.reddit.com

Honestly I'm more bothered by the wall that doesn't touch the floor

- baozizi

Why do programmers have such strong communities?

Submitted By: admin on July 3, 2018

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Why do programmers have such strong communities? Source: www.reddit.com

His avatar says it all.

A black PHP shirt, and the sunglasses he never wears because he’s programming inside all day?

- MNguy19

DRY in command line

Submitted By: admin on July 3, 2018

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DRY in command line Source: www.reddit.com

More like: Letter Tab Tab Tab Tab letter Tab Tab Tab Letter Tab letter Tab Tab Tab Letter Tab Tab Tab letter Tab enter

- DamonFun

Now we know why it's so heavy

Submitted By: admin on July 3, 2018

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Now we know why it's so heavy Source: www.reddit.com

https://medium.com/@jdan/i-peeked-into-my-node-modules-directory-and-you-wont-believe-what-happened-next-b89f63d21558

Men reveal the three words they LOVE to hear during sex

Submitted By: admin on July 9, 2018

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Men reveal the three words they LOVE to hear during sex Source: twitter.com

Pull Request Approved

what people think coding is: type some stuff, the stuff does other stuff, you go to the next thing Source: turing-tested.tumblr.com

Followed by clicking it one more time before going to bed... And it stops working for no apparent reason.

- TechyDad

Desperate for late night cs homework help

Submitted By: admin on July 13, 2018

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Desperate for late night cs homework help Source: www.reddit.com

CS student help

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