Your IT department doesn't understand how your networking hardware company makes money

Submitted By: Anonymous on September 14, 2016

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If IT can only protect the business from Intellectual Property theft long enough that our customers will go someplace else for innovation.

after a full day in code review

Submitted By: Anonymous on August 29, 2016

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http://sports.stackexchange.com/questions/5024/what-is-the-magic-spray

Explaining to a friend what jQuery is when...

Submitted By: Anonymous on August 29, 2016

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I've never seen "sorry" abbreviated as "sr". Took me a while to get past "Senior I've never used it before" and "Senior for stupid question".

"As you can see, our open-office floor plan really helps with developer productivity"

Submitted By: Anonymous on August 30, 2016

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It's all fun and games until someone needs to pick their nose.

caseOf("Mondays");

Submitted By: Anonymous on August 30, 2016

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looks like someone has a case of the Mondays