I cannot emphasize the !importance of EVERY LITTLE DETAIL enough!

Common, just skip all !important and do shorthand notations. All other things are hacks.

Every programmer's nightmare

Submitted By: Florin on February 12, 2017

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why?

PHP kills you when used wrongly

Submitted By: renemaassen on February 7, 2017

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PHP kills you when used wrongly Source: www.chrismadden.co.uk

Always ventilate your ideas extremly well when using PHP.

Be carefull with inhaling too many of just your private PHP ideas.

PHP keeps running and does NOT have a safety switch for toxic levels.

Do not use without proper expertise; or it will suffocate you slowly without you noticing it until it is too late.

 

(I've used an image of Chris Madden, and placed 2 other images on top).

How to start a war using a variable definition.

Submitted By: Florin on February 4, 2017

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gender war

Nifty little class

Submitted By: Thomas58943968e9ca9 on February 3, 2017

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Nifty little class

So my girlfriend is learning Python

Submitted By: admin on February 1, 2017

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So my girlfriend is learning Python Source: www.reddit.com

That's not on the board...

Internet Explorer vs Murder Rate

Submitted By: m1guelpiedrafita on January 20, 2017

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Internet Explorer vs Murder Rate
My boss claims he's never been rickroll'd. He's about to test this script for me. Source: www.reddit.com

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ

MSDN gives me a chuckle sometimes

Submitted By: admin on January 16, 2017

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MSDN gives me a chuckle sometimes Source: www.reddit.com

https://msdn.microsoft.com/en-us/library/windows/desktop/bb153258(v=vs.85).aspx

Thanks for the error message Visual Studio

Submitted By: admin on January 15, 2017

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Thanks for the error message Visual Studio Source: www.reddit.com

Thanks Bill!

My coworker wasn't amused ¯_(ツ)_/¯

Submitted By: Florin on January 14, 2017

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My coworker wasn't amused ¯_(ツ)_/¯ Source: www.reddit.com

Part of me finds this funny. The other part of me finds mid-statement comments a crime against nature.

- AMechanicalSoul

#subaru { color: #ff0000; }

Submitted By: Florin on January 8, 2017

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#ff0000;

Final static or static final?

Submitted By: admin on December 28, 2016

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Final static or static final? Source: www.reddit.com

"Just in case anybody does not know: Both are equivalent but

private static final ...

is the preferred version."

- Hendrikto

double, string or bool?

Submitted By: admin on December 26, 2016

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double, string or bool? Source: www.reddit.com

double string = new Boolean(true);

 

This number seems legit

Submitted By: Florin on December 21, 2016

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This number seems legit Source: www.reddit.com

Jokes aside, the programmer did well by naming it what it truly is. Results in better code readability.

 

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