Code never lies...

Submitted By: admin on October 21, 2017

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Code never lies... Source: www.reddit.com

/#This code adds two numbers.

C=A+B;

return A;

- BrianBtheITguy

The first 90 percent of the code

Submitted By: admin on October 8, 2017

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The first 90 percent of the code Source: imgur.com

The first 90 percent of the code accounts for the first 90 percent of the development time. The remaining 10 percent of the code accounts for the other 90 percent of the development time.

- Tom Cargill, Bell Labs

Client-side security.

Submitted By: admin on May 22, 2017

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Client-side security. Source: www.reddit.com

911? I cut my finger on some jagged metal.

- wolf2600

Ah, poetry

Submitted By: admin on May 10, 2017

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Ah, poetry Source: www.reddit.com

Shakespeare on SSL

Are programmers artists?

Submitted By: admin on April 21, 2017

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Are programmers artists? Source: thenewboston.com

With great power comes great ... fun!

Submitted By: admin on April 12, 2017

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With great power comes great ... fun! Source: twitter.com

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tl;dr programmer

Submitted By: admin on January 30, 2017

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tl;dr programmer Source: www.reddit.com

A programmer is a tool used to turn caffeine into programs.

When I wrote this code

Submitted By: admin on January 18, 2017

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When I wrote this code Source: www.reddit.com

dear God...

Programmer, parties and women

Submitted By: admin on January 6, 2017

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Programmer, parties and women Source: https://twitter.com/Mojibena/status/817320941164306432

Oldie but still makes me chuckle

Submitted By: admin on December 19, 2016

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Oldie but still makes me chuckle Source: www.reddit.com

There's a kernel of truth in this.

 

I'm graduating with a CS degree today. A special thank you is in order. Source: www.reddit.com

Wonder how many people at the event thought it stood for significant other.

 

Debugging...

Submitted By: admin on December 15, 2016

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Debugging... Source: scontent.cdninstagram.com

Programming Existential Angst

Submitted By: Florin on December 9, 2016

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Programming Existential Angst Source: www.reddit.com

Don't forget the part where all five steps take up 20+ hours.

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