Programming is like a “choose your own adventure game” Source: twitter.com

except every path leads you to a StackOverflow question from 2013 describing the same bug, with no answer.

A programmer asks for help...

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Sometimes this is even worse than a normal bug

- Giocri

StackOverflow was made without the help of StackOverFlow

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First human: WTF is this? Why am I here? What is the meaning of life?

*30 years later*

First human: NVM, figured it out.

- revolution801

How to get funding

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How to get funding Source: twitter.com

“We’re going to implement blockchain-based machine learning on a serverless container, backed by a distributed web-scale NoSQL data-lake, with a React 17.x front-end and a fully integrated immersive 3D/AR/VR/Voice UX.”

Every CS student resume ever

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Interviewer once asked me if I knew COM. When I said I didn’t she shrugged and said “nobody here does either, we just google it”.

- WombatWinn

Why programmers like cooking

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Why programmers like cooking Source: twitter.com

You peel the carrot, you chop the carrot, you put the carrot in the stew.  You don’t suddenly find out that your peeler is several versions behind and they dropped support for carrots in 4.3

Nvm I figured it out

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WHO WERE YOU, DENVERCODER9?

Haha hey, John. Why do you have a bash script with my name on it?

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Previously worked

3 billion you say?

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java

save several minutes of looking at the README

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save several minutes of looking at the README Source: twitter.com

Remember, a few hours of trial and error can save you several minutes of looking at the README.

What is machine learning?

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What is machine learning? Source: twitter.com

My wife asked me what machine learning is and I said: remember when we ordered the hot plate for the boat and amazon suggested buying all the equipment needed to make a full meth lab?

Some realness from a security textbook

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"Information Security: Principles and Practice" by Mark Stamp.

var a, b, c;

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var a, b, c; Source: twitter.com

Choosing my kids' names was easier than deciding what to name this variable.

Dev enviroment

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Dev enviroment Source: twitter.com

The only thing less stable than my mental state is my dev testing environment.

I'm already turning grey

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Is programming stressful?

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