Why do programmers have such strong communities?

Submitted By: admin on July 3, 2018

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Why do programmers have such strong communities? Source: www.reddit.com

His avatar says it all.

A black PHP shirt, and the sunglasses he never wears because he’s programming inside all day?

- MNguy19

this thread has been archived

Submitted By: admin on July 1, 2018

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this thread has been archived Source: twitter.com

Still slightly better than "NM fixed it".

At least here you know you need to download something.

- Syllellipsis

Programming is like magic...

Submitted By: admin on June 27, 2018

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Programming is like magic... Source: twitter.com

Programming is like magic. You write very specific instructions in arcane languages to invoke commands, and if you get it even a little bit wrong you risk unleashing demons and destroying everything.

Version Alpha

Submitted By: admin on June 25, 2018

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Version Alpha Source: twitter.com

definitive edition male

we increased new releases to once a day

Submitted By: admin on June 22, 2018

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we increased new releases to once a day Source: twitter.com

> wow, how'd you do that?

> fired the QA team

That's probably why I am single.

Submitted By: admin on June 22, 2018

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That's probably why I am single. Source: www.reddit.com

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Two kinds of developers

Submitted By: admin on June 3, 2018

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Two kinds of developers Source: www.reddit.com

Developer C: What you really need is not a bridge, but a bridge generator! Once it’s finished it can generate unlimited bridges of various designs. More than a billion configurable parameters provide the flexibility to meet any requirement imaginable. The cost of time and money to finish it is only a million times of building a single bridge, quite reasonable considering its limitless potential.

- sunnydavis

C++ is a beautiful language

Submitted By: admin on June 2, 2018

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C++ is a beautiful language Source: twitter.com

error C2664: 'void std::vector<block,std::allocator<_Ty>>::push_back(const block &)': cannot convert argument 1 from 'std::_Vector_iterator<std::_Vector_val<std::_Simple_types<block>>>' to 'block &&'

would you call yourself a hard worker?

Submitted By: admin on May 31, 2018

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would you call yourself a hard worker? Source: twitter.com

absolutely. I make almost everything harder than it has to be.

this

Submitted By: admin on May 31, 2018

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this Source: twitter.com

JavaScript makes me want to flip the table and say “Fuck this shit”, but I can never be sure what “this” refers to.

I’m not a robot.

Submitted By: admin on May 23, 2018

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I’m not a robot. Source: twitter.com

beep boop.

When is the best time for me to give you a call?

Submitted By: admin on May 15, 2018

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When is the best time for me to give you a call? Source: twitter.com

Developer: Some time around 1996 when phone calls were considered normal.

[Designated Survivor] This explains nothing

Submitted By: admin on May 15, 2018

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[Designated Survivor] This explains nothing Source: www.reddit.com

The funniest one was when a laptop burst into flames and the reason was "some hacked the battery."

- mohaha14

It’s terrifying that both of these things are true at the same time in this world Source: twitter.com

• computers drive cars around

• the state of the art test to check that you’re not a computer is whether you can successful identify stop signs in pictures

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