Only half of programming is coding.

Submitted By: admin on November 7, 2019

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Only half of programming is coding. Source: twitter.com

The other 90% is debugging

The three stages of career development

Submitted By: admin on November 4, 2019

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The three stages of career development Source: twitter.com

3. I will do anything legal and several illegal things to avoid these meetings.

From my training class

Submitted By: admin on October 25, 2019

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From my training class Source: www.reddit.com

Hashtags are an abomination

Submitted By: admin on August 18, 2019

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Hashtags are an abomination Source: twitter.com

jQueré

Submitted By: admin on July 28, 2019

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jQueré Source: twitter.com

JakeWeary

So excited to learn Javascript!

Submitted By: admin on June 28, 2019

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So excited to learn Javascript! Source: twitter.com

WTF

Pro-tip: If colleagues complain your C code is "unreadable"

Submitted By: admin on June 26, 2019

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Pro-tip: If colleagues complain your C code is "unreadable" Source: twitter.com

Pro-tip: If colleagues complain your C code is "unreadable" try using these variable names:
• char broiled;
• double burger;
• short cake;
• float icecream;
• long story;
• signed sincerely;

remove child from parent with fork

Submitted By: admin on June 24, 2019

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remove child from parent with fork Source: twitter.com

Sometimes, I wonder if non-tech friends wonder about my search history ...

Or else

Submitted By: admin on June 10, 2019

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Or else Source: twitter.com

Naming is the most difficult part

Submitted By: admin on June 5, 2019

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Naming is the most difficult part Source: twitter.com

var i;

Another example: A lot of spare time to take a hobby

Submitted By: admin on June 2, 2019

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Another example: A lot of spare time to take a hobby Source: www.reddit.com

I feel like the internet has given me such unrealistic expectations for my software development career. For example, having a huge 20 project portfolio by the time I'm 12 and be interning at Google by 15, otherwise I'm a waste of space.

- Trickseytrix

backend squirrel

Submitted By: admin on May 23, 2019

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backend squirrel Source: vulpine.club
Programming is like a “choose your own adventure game” Source: twitter.com

except every path leads you to a StackOverflow question from 2013 describing the same bug, with no answer.

A programmer asks for help...

Submitted By: admin on May 2, 2019

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A programmer asks for help... Source: www.reddit.com

Sometimes this is even worse than a normal bug

- Giocri

StackOverflow was made without the help of StackOverFlow

Submitted By: admin on May 2, 2019

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StackOverflow was made without the help of StackOverFlow Source: www.reddit.com

First human: WTF is this? Why am I here? What is the meaning of life?

*30 years later*

First human: NVM, figured it out.

- revolution801

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