humor for developers
Submitted By: admin on February 12, 2019
Interviewer once asked me if I knew COM. When I said I didn’t she shrugged and said “nobody here does either, we just google it”.
Submitted By: admin on January 18, 2019
You peel the carrot, you chop the carrot, you put the carrot in the stew. You don’t suddenly find out that your peeler is several versions behind and they dropped support for carrots in 4.3
Submitted By: admin on December 3, 2018
WHO WERE YOU, DENVERCODER9?
Submitted By: admin on November 28, 2018
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Submitted By: admin on November 14, 2018
Remember, a few hours of trial and error can save you several minutes of looking at the README.
Submitted By: admin on November 12, 2018
My wife asked me what machine learning is and I said: remember when we ordered the hot plate for the boat and amazon suggested buying all the equipment needed to make a full meth lab?
Submitted By: admin on November 2, 2018
"Information Security: Principles and Practice" by Mark Stamp.
Submitted By: admin on October 17, 2018
Choosing my kids' names was easier than deciding what to name this variable.
Submitted By: admin on October 16, 2018
The only thing less stable than my mental state is my dev testing environment.
Submitted By: admin on October 13, 2018
Is programming stressful?
Submitted By: admin on October 6, 2018
Try working with a code base with a ton of goto statements. It makes your palms sweaty, knees weak, arms heavy. There's vomit on my sweater already. The codebase is mom's spaghetti.
Submitted By: admin on September 25, 2018
> what's the Big O Notation for this meeting with 6 people that could've been an email?
Submitted By: admin on September 18, 2018
Errors are red.
My screen is blue.
My code doesn't work,
Why? I have no clue