Laptop stickers are the tech equivalent of prison tattoos right? Source: twitter.com

It's also good for telling laptops apart

When you have a 2-hour debate about a variable name and enjoy every minute of it Source: www.reddit.com

"I used to think that everybody should learn programming. When I first started learning –thinking about how to organize the world in terms of data structures and algorithms– I thought, "Wow, this is such an amazing way to organize information. Everybody should learn to do this!"

 

I don't think that anymore.

 

I think there has to be something seriously wrong with you in order to do this work. A normal person, once they’ve looked into the abyss, will say, “I’m done. This is stupid. I’m going to do something else.” But not us, ‘cause there’s something really wrong with us."

- Crockford

How do you be a Database

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How do you be a Database Source: www.reddit.com

Squirrel

Search Results Premature Optimization

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 Search Results Premature Optimization Source: twitter.com

There’s premature optimization, and there’s ordering an elevator with extra buttons in case you decide to build more floors.

When you forget to run pacman -Syu for three days

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When you forget to run pacman -Syu for three days

However, rolling release model is the best think I've experienced so far

Steve Jobs on Electron.

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Steve Jobs on Electron. Source: twitter.com

Electron is buggy and crashes Macs, is a CPU hog, and a source of security holes.

 

The feature where Atom slows down and crashes if I open a big file Source: twitter.com

 https://code.visualstudio.com/

concerned parent: if all your friends jumped off a bridge would you follow them? Source: twitter.com

machine learning algorithm: yes.

 

Rare photo of a Discord developer working on light theme

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Rare photo of a Discord developer working on light theme Source: twitter.com

 

"its like looking into the sun"

OOPSIE WOOPSIE!! Uwu We made a fucky wucky!!

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OOPSIE WOOPSIE!! Uwu We made a fucky wucky!! Source: twitter.com

Can websites please stop the trend of giving error messages that are like "OOPSIE WOOPSIE!! Uwu We made a fucky wucky!! A wittle fucko boingo! The code monkeys at our headquarters are working VEWY HAWD to fix this!" And just give me a fucking error code so I can try and fix it

Strongly Typed SMS

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Strongly Typed SMS Source: www.reddit.com

Cannot implicitly convert type 'System.Emoji' to 'bool'. An explicit conversion exists (are you missing a cast?)

- SpikeX

project managers and mushrooms...

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project managers and mushrooms... Source: twitter.com

project managers and mushrooms...

both kept in the dark and fed horseshit

Programmer Quote

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Programmer Quote Source: www.reddit.com

random features

Worst app ever

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Worst app ever Source: www.reddit.com

“I am qualified to implement loads of new ‘features’. But I’ll start by deleting your entire code base”

- rickestmorty123

My first year at job and have learned this

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My first year at job and have learned this Source: Game of Codes

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