Submitted By: admin on June 26, 2019
Pro-tip: If colleagues complain your C code is "unreadable" try using these variable names:
• char broiled;
• double burger;
• short cake;
• float icecream;
• long story;
• signed sincerely;
Submitted By: admin on June 2, 2019
I feel like the internet has given me such unrealistic expectations for my software development career. For example, having a huge 20 project portfolio by the time I'm 12 and be interning at Google by 15, otherwise I'm a waste of space.
Submitted By: admin on May 5, 2019
except every path leads you to a StackOverflow question from 2013 describing the same bug, with no answer.
Submitted By: admin on May 2, 2019
First human: WTF is this? Why am I here? What is the meaning of life?
*30 years later*
First human: NVM, figured it out.
“We’re going to implement blockchain-based machine learning on a serverless container, backed by a distributed web-scale NoSQL data-lake, with a React 17.x front-end and a fully integrated immersive 3D/AR/VR/Voice UX.”
Submitted By: admin on November 28, 2018