we increased new releases to once a day

Submitted By: admin on June 22, 2018

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we increased new releases to once a day Source: twitter.com

> wow, how'd you do that?

> fired the QA team

That's probably why I am single.

Submitted By: admin on June 22, 2018

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That's probably why I am single. Source: www.reddit.com

xor

Two kinds of developers

Submitted By: admin on June 3, 2018

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Two kinds of developers Source: www.reddit.com

Developer C: What you really need is not a bridge, but a bridge generator! Once it’s finished it can generate unlimited bridges of various designs. More than a billion configurable parameters provide the flexibility to meet any requirement imaginable. The cost of time and money to finish it is only a million times of building a single bridge, quite reasonable considering its limitless potential.

- sunnydavis

C++ is a beautiful language

Submitted By: admin on June 2, 2018

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C++ is a beautiful language Source: twitter.com

error C2664: 'void std::vector<block,std::allocator<_Ty>>::push_back(const block &)': cannot convert argument 1 from 'std::_Vector_iterator<std::_Vector_val<std::_Simple_types<block>>>' to 'block &&'

would you call yourself a hard worker?

Submitted By: admin on May 31, 2018

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would you call yourself a hard worker? Source: twitter.com

absolutely. I make almost everything harder than it has to be.

this

Submitted By: admin on May 31, 2018

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this Source: twitter.com

JavaScript makes me want to flip the table and say “Fuck this shit”, but I can never be sure what “this” refers to.

I’m not a robot.

Submitted By: admin on May 23, 2018

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I’m not a robot. Source: twitter.com

beep boop.

When is the best time for me to give you a call?

Submitted By: admin on May 15, 2018

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When is the best time for me to give you a call? Source: twitter.com

Developer: Some time around 1996 when phone calls were considered normal.

[Designated Survivor] This explains nothing

Submitted By: admin on May 15, 2018

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[Designated Survivor] This explains nothing Source: www.reddit.com

The funniest one was when a laptop burst into flames and the reason was "some hacked the battery."

- mohaha14

It’s terrifying that both of these things are true at the same time in this world Source: twitter.com

• computers drive cars around

• the state of the art test to check that you’re not a computer is whether you can successful identify stop signs in pictures

A programmer walks into a bar

Submitted By: admin on May 15, 2018

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A programmer walks into a bar Source: twitter.com

INTeresting

changing random stuff until your program works is "hacky" and "bad coding practice" Source: twitter.com

TIL that changing random stuff until your program works is "hacky" and "bad coding practice" but if you do it fast enough it's "#MachineLearning" and pays 4x your current salary

My life in a nutshell

Submitted By: admin on April 29, 2018

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My life in a nutshell Source: www.reddit.com

Most code I copy already has comments so I'm safe

- Akiraktu-dot-png

recursion

Submitted By: admin on April 25, 2018

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recursion Source: www.urbandictionary.com

See recursion.

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