Every CS student resume ever

Submitted By: admin on February 12, 2019

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Interviewer once asked me if I knew COM. When I said I didn’t she shrugged and said “nobody here does either, we just google it”.

- WombatWinn

Why programmers like cooking

Submitted By: admin on January 18, 2019

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You peel the carrot, you chop the carrot, you put the carrot in the stew.  You don’t suddenly find out that your peeler is several versions behind and they dropped support for carrots in 4.3

Nvm I figured it out

Submitted By: admin on December 3, 2018

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WHO WERE YOU, DENVERCODER9?

Haha hey, John. Why do you have a bash script with my name on it?

Submitted By: admin on November 28, 2018

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Haha hey, John. Why do you have a bash script with my name on it? Source: www.reddit.com

Previously worked

3 billion you say?

Submitted By: admin on November 17, 2018

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java

save several minutes of looking at the README

Submitted By: admin on November 14, 2018

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save several minutes of looking at the README Source: twitter.com

Remember, a few hours of trial and error can save you several minutes of looking at the README.

What is machine learning?

Submitted By: admin on November 12, 2018

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What is machine learning? Source: twitter.com

My wife asked me what machine learning is and I said: remember when we ordered the hot plate for the boat and amazon suggested buying all the equipment needed to make a full meth lab?

Some realness from a security textbook

Submitted By: admin on November 2, 2018

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"Information Security: Principles and Practice" by Mark Stamp.

var a, b, c;

Submitted By: admin on October 17, 2018

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var a, b, c; Source: twitter.com

Choosing my kids' names was easier than deciding what to name this variable.

Dev enviroment

Submitted By: admin on October 16, 2018

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Dev enviroment Source: twitter.com

The only thing less stable than my mental state is my dev testing environment.

I'm already turning grey

Submitted By: admin on October 13, 2018

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Is programming stressful?

Truth about return statements

Submitted By: admin on October 6, 2018

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Try working with a code base with a ton of goto statements. It makes your palms sweaty, knees weak, arms heavy. There's vomit on my sweater already. The codebase is mom's spaghetti.

- mikewritescode

Big O Notation for meetings

Submitted By: admin on September 25, 2018

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Big O Notation for meetings Source: twitter.com

> what's the Big O Notation for this meeting with 6 people that could've been an email?

Poetry

Submitted By: admin on September 18, 2018

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Errors are red.

My screen is blue.

My code doesn't work,

Why? I have no clue

- ThyDoppelganger

Optimizing startup times

Submitted By: admin on September 18, 2018

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//sleep(30);

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