Hashtags are an abomination

Submitted By: admin on August 18, 2019

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Hashtags are an abomination Source: twitter.com

jQueré

Submitted By: admin on July 28, 2019

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jQueré Source: twitter.com

JakeWeary

So excited to learn Javascript!

Submitted By: admin on June 28, 2019

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So excited to learn Javascript! Source: twitter.com

WTF

Pro-tip: If colleagues complain your C code is "unreadable"

Submitted By: admin on June 26, 2019

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Pro-tip: If colleagues complain your C code is "unreadable" Source: twitter.com

Pro-tip: If colleagues complain your C code is "unreadable" try using these variable names:
• char broiled;
• double burger;
• short cake;
• float icecream;
• long story;
• signed sincerely;

remove child from parent with fork

Submitted By: admin on June 24, 2019

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remove child from parent with fork Source: twitter.com

Sometimes, I wonder if non-tech friends wonder about my search history ...

Or else

Submitted By: admin on June 10, 2019

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Or else Source: twitter.com

Naming is the most difficult part

Submitted By: admin on June 5, 2019

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Naming is the most difficult part Source: twitter.com

var i;

Another example: A lot of spare time to take a hobby

Submitted By: admin on June 2, 2019

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Another example: A lot of spare time to take a hobby Source: www.reddit.com

I feel like the internet has given me such unrealistic expectations for my software development career. For example, having a huge 20 project portfolio by the time I'm 12 and be interning at Google by 15, otherwise I'm a waste of space.

- Trickseytrix

backend squirrel

Submitted By: admin on May 23, 2019

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backend squirrel Source: vulpine.club
Programming is like a “choose your own adventure game” Source: twitter.com

except every path leads you to a StackOverflow question from 2013 describing the same bug, with no answer.

A programmer asks for help...

Submitted By: admin on May 2, 2019

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A programmer asks for help... Source: www.reddit.com

Sometimes this is even worse than a normal bug

- Giocri

StackOverflow was made without the help of StackOverFlow

Submitted By: admin on May 2, 2019

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StackOverflow was made without the help of StackOverFlow Source: www.reddit.com

First human: WTF is this? Why am I here? What is the meaning of life?

*30 years later*

First human: NVM, figured it out.

- revolution801

How to get funding

Submitted By: admin on April 22, 2019

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How to get funding Source: twitter.com

“We’re going to implement blockchain-based machine learning on a serverless container, backed by a distributed web-scale NoSQL data-lake, with a React 17.x front-end and a fully integrated immersive 3D/AR/VR/Voice UX.”

Every CS student resume ever

Submitted By: admin on February 12, 2019

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Every CS student resume ever Source: www.reddit.com

Interviewer once asked me if I knew COM. When I said I didn’t she shrugged and said “nobody here does either, we just google it”.

- WombatWinn

Why programmers like cooking

Submitted By: admin on January 18, 2019

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Why programmers like cooking Source: twitter.com

You peel the carrot, you chop the carrot, you put the carrot in the stew.  You don’t suddenly find out that your peeler is several versions behind and they dropped support for carrots in 4.3

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