var a, b, c;

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var a, b, c; Source: twitter.com

Choosing my kids' names was easier than deciding what to name this variable.

Dev enviroment

Submitted By: admin on October 16, 2018

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Dev enviroment Source: twitter.com

The only thing less stable than my mental state is my dev testing environment.

I'm already turning grey

Submitted By: admin on October 13, 2018

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I'm already turning grey Source: www.reddit.com

Is programming stressful?

Truth about return statements

Submitted By: admin on October 6, 2018

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Truth about return statements Source: www.reddit.com

Try working with a code base with a ton of goto statements. It makes your palms sweaty, knees weak, arms heavy. There's vomit on my sweater already. The codebase is mom's spaghetti.

- mikewritescode

Big O Notation for meetings

Submitted By: admin on September 25, 2018

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Big O Notation for meetings Source: twitter.com

> what's the Big O Notation for this meeting with 6 people that could've been an email?

Poetry

Submitted By: admin on September 18, 2018

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Poetry Source: www.reddit.com

Errors are red.

My screen is blue.

My code doesn't work,

Why? I have no clue

- ThyDoppelganger

Optimizing startup times

Submitted By: admin on September 18, 2018

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Optimizing startup times Source: twitter.com

//sleep(30);

Comments are not a fix for bad design

Submitted By: admin on September 15, 2018

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Comments are not a fix for bad design Source: www.reddit.com

"Let he with no compile errors push the first commit."

- enrjon

Then you'll have to figure out why it's working...

Submitted By: admin on September 13, 2018

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Then you'll have to figure out why it's working... Source: www.reddit.com

You never try to figure out why it's working! You might anger it...

- Ilix

Code review gone wrong

Submitted By: admin on September 13, 2018

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Code review gone wrong Source: www.reddit.com

New goal: commit something so awful it makes a colleague change careers.

- philipquarles

The perfect dinner

Submitted By: admin on September 12, 2018

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The perfect dinner Source: www.reddit.com

It's almost certain it will be worth it..

Submitted By: admin on September 6, 2018

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It's almost certain it will be worth it..

No pay upfront or guarantee of outcome/or pay

Async Await

Submitted By: admin on August 29, 2018

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Async Await

In the System()

//the Mighty System

The process.sleep()s tonight~

How to make your users love you 101

Submitted By: admin on August 23, 2018

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How to make your users love you 101 Source: twitter.com

Put a five second delay - ex: Thread.Sleep(5000); behind every common action in your software, then after 3 months when your users go crazy remove the delays and tell them you worked tirelessly to improve performance and suddenly everyone will love you.

Treat your passwords like your underwear

Submitted By: admin on August 19, 2018

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Treat your passwords like your underwear Source: Maastricht University

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