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Floatizard is clearly a water type.
Intizard would be psychic (int=intelligence, right?).
Boolizard would be ghost.
I can't figure out what Doubleizard would be . . .

- draypresct

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I google for stuff I don’t know

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display: grid;

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The other 90% is debugging

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3. I will do anything legal and several illegal things to avoid these meetings.

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JakeWeary

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WTF

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Pro-tip: If colleagues complain your C code is "unreadable" try using these variable names:
• char broiled;
• double burger;
• short cake;
• float icecream;
• long story;
• signed sincerely;

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Sometimes, I wonder if non-tech friends wonder about my search history ...

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var i;

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I feel like the internet has given me such unrealistic expectations for my software development career. For example, having a huge 20 project portfolio by the time I'm 12 and be interning at Google by 15, otherwise I'm a waste of space.

- Trickseytrix

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