Programmer Happiness

Submitted By: admin on February 23, 2020

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true happiness comes from closing 100 chrome tabs after solving an obscure programming bug, not from someone else

Python Guru

Submitted By: admin on January 18, 2020

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Too real

Data Science Career?

Submitted By: admin on January 7, 2020

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I was with you until you implied that CEOs make their own charts.

- @gueritopollito

The best response to what is c++

Submitted By: admin on January 5, 2020

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My favorite saying from one of my profs was, "C gives you the opportunity to shoot yourself in the foot, C++ gives you a shotgun."

- SapphireZephyr

HaVe YoU tRiEd BlOcCcHaIn ?

Submitted By: admin on December 17, 2019

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It's actually a salty linked list

- IgnitedSpade

What about a Boolizard??

Submitted By: admin on December 5, 2019

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Floatizard is clearly a water type.
Intizard would be psychic (int=intelligence, right?).
Boolizard would be ghost.
I can't figure out what Doubleizard would be . . .

- draypresct

Cheating in a C++ class

Submitted By: admin on December 3, 2019

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I google for stuff I don’t know

CSS doctor

Submitted By: admin on December 1, 2019

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display: grid;

Only half of programming is coding.

Submitted By: admin on November 7, 2019

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The other 90% is debugging

The three stages of career development

Submitted By: admin on November 4, 2019

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3. I will do anything legal and several illegal things to avoid these meetings.

jQueré

Submitted By: admin on July 28, 2019

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JakeWeary

So excited to learn Javascript!

Submitted By: admin on June 28, 2019

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WTF

Pro-tip: If colleagues complain your C code is "unreadable"

Submitted By: admin on June 26, 2019

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Pro-tip: If colleagues complain your C code is "unreadable" try using these variable names:
• char broiled;
• double burger;
• short cake;
• float icecream;
• long story;
• signed sincerely;