remove child from parent with fork

Submitted By: admin on June 24, 2019

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Sometimes, I wonder if non-tech friends wonder about my search history ...

Naming is the most difficult part

Submitted By: admin on June 5, 2019

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var i;

Another example: A lot of spare time to take a hobby

Submitted By: admin on June 2, 2019

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I feel like the internet has given me such unrealistic expectations for my software development career. For example, having a huge 20 project portfolio by the time I'm 12 and be interning at Google by 15, otherwise I'm a waste of space.

- Trickseytrix

Programming is like a “choose your own adventure game”

Submitted By: admin on May 5, 2019

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except every path leads you to a StackOverflow question from 2013 describing the same bug, with no answer.

A programmer asks for help...

Submitted By: admin on May 2, 2019

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Sometimes this is even worse than a normal bug

- Giocri

StackOverflow was made without the help of StackOverFlow

Submitted By: admin on May 2, 2019

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First human: WTF is this? Why am I here? What is the meaning of life?

*30 years later*

First human: NVM, figured it out.

- revolution801

How to get funding

Submitted By: admin on April 22, 2019

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“We’re going to implement blockchain-based machine learning on a serverless container, backed by a distributed web-scale NoSQL data-lake, with a React 17.x front-end and a fully integrated immersive 3D/AR/VR/Voice UX.”

Every CS student resume ever

Submitted By: admin on February 12, 2019

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Interviewer once asked me if I knew COM. When I said I didn’t she shrugged and said “nobody here does either, we just google it”.

- WombatWinn

Why programmers like cooking

Submitted By: admin on January 18, 2019

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You peel the carrot, you chop the carrot, you put the carrot in the stew.  You don’t suddenly find out that your peeler is several versions behind and they dropped support for carrots in 4.3

Nvm I figured it out

Submitted By: admin on December 3, 2018

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WHO WERE YOU, DENVERCODER9?

Haha hey, John. Why do you have a bash script with my name on it?

Submitted By: admin on November 28, 2018

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Previously worked

3 billion you say?

Submitted By: admin on November 17, 2018

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save several minutes of looking at the README

Submitted By: admin on November 14, 2018

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Remember, a few hours of trial and error can save you several minutes of looking at the README.