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I feel like the internet has given me such unrealistic expectations for my software development career. For example, having a huge 20 project portfolio by the time I'm 12 and be interning at Google by 15, otherwise I'm a waste of space.
- Trickseytrix
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except every path leads you to a StackOverflow question from 2013 describing the same bug, with no answer.
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First human: WTF is this? Why am I here? What is the meaning of life?
*30 years later*
First human: NVM, figured it out.
- revolution801
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“We’re going to implement blockchain-based machine learning on a serverless container, backed by a distributed web-scale NoSQL data-lake, with a React 17.x front-end and a fully integrated immersive 3D/AR/VR/Voice UX.”
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Interviewer once asked me if I knew COM. When I said I didn’t she shrugged and said “nobody here does either, we just google it”.
- WombatWinn
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You peel the carrot, you chop the carrot, you put the carrot in the stew. You don’t suddenly find out that your peeler is several versions behind and they dropped support for carrots in 4.3
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Previously worked
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Remember, a few hours of trial and error can save you several minutes of looking at the README.
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My wife asked me what machine learning is and I said: remember when we ordered the hot plate for the boat and amazon suggested buying all the equipment needed to make a full meth lab?
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