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The only thing less stable than my mental state is my dev testing environment.

Source: www.reddit.com

Is programming stressful?

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Try working with a code base with a ton of goto statements. It makes your palms sweaty, knees weak, arms heavy. There's vomit on my sweater already. The codebase is mom's spaghetti.

- mikewritescode

Source: twitter.com

> what's the Big O Notation for this meeting with 6 people that could've been an email?

Source: www.reddit.com

Errors are red.

My screen is blue.

My code doesn't work,

Why? I have no clue

- ThyDoppelganger

Source: twitter.com

//sleep(30);

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"Let he with no compile errors push the first commit."

- enrjon

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You never try to figure out why it's working! You might anger it...

- Ilix

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New goal: commit something so awful it makes a colleague change careers.

- philipquarles

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No pay upfront or guarantee of outcome/or pay

In the System()

//the Mighty System

The process.sleep()s tonight~

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Put a five second delay - ex: Thread.Sleep(5000); behind every common action in your software, then after 3 months when your users go crazy remove the delays and tell them you worked tirelessly to improve performance and suddenly everyone will love you.

Source: Maastricht University

Source: unix.stackexchange.com

Open vi with vi -w randomfile and ask someone who's never seen vi to exit the program. ;)

– Wildcard