Source: www.facebook.com

Asian parents are only happy when you come home with A++, so you should learn C++ faster. You need to get to B++ and then to A++ to make them proud :)))

Source: en.uncyclopedia.co

"The official mascot for C++ is an obese, diseased rat named Keith, whose hind leg is missing because it was blown off. [This] is a contemporary version drawn by Richard Stallman."

- uncyclopedia

Probably not the official mascot but it's funny.

Source: www.reddit.com

https://arxiv.org/pdf/1502.03808.pdf

Source: www.reddit.com

I've found that Marlin is one of those massive projects that has so much bodge work on it it's a miracle it's still working.

- Michael-Bell

Source: twitter.com

error C2664: 'void std::vector<block,std::allocator<_Ty>>::push_back(const block &)': cannot convert argument 1 from 'std::_Vector_iterator<std::_Vector_val<std::_Simple_types<block>>>' to 'block &&'

Source: www.reddit.com

"Are you Linus Torvalds writing a Kernel?"

Source: www.reddit.com

I see he is man of culture as well

Source: www.reddit.com

symlink it out - symlink all that shit out, together with all these f*cking electron apps

- DosMike

Source: www.reddit.com

The ability to forget a semi-colon and then spending 9 hours figuring out what's wrong

- NotTryingToConYou

Source: www.reddit.com

For those who can't see, Assembly is in the very bottom right corner. Outside the image...

- senowe

Source: twitter.com

The largest C++ file we found in GitHub has 528Mb, 57 lines of code. Contains the first 50,847,534 primes, all hard coded in an array.

 

Source: marinabedrock.tumblr.com

Source: plus.google.com

I took this screenshot a bit ago and finally found a good place to post it :)