
Programmer: My code doesn’t always work, but when it does... I don’t know why.

The best line of defense is when no one understands your code, including yourself.
- thatbrguy_

'My code finally (barely) works! Time to start adding features...'
- lonesentinel19

When you change one property value in XAML and Visual Studio get into a coma
- HopperBit

I found some old code that I wrote in high school. Young me was fucking smart. Sure, he may have saved his email and password in a text document and committed it, but he also wrote a functioning email client that talked over POP and IMAP. I want to hire old me to work for me.
Whereas new me is like "npm install email-client".
- nbsdx

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