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7? 7? o.O i only get one on my repos, and those are from me.

- Garhand

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"He's just standing there... menacingly!"

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Pull Request Approved

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Fixed typos in the readme

- edave64

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Doesn't matter, we already sent all your stuff to the repo through our telemetry system.

- Neuromante

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Let me just change the color of this font, and now nothing works.

- KikAtWorkFL

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I know someone who does this while using git, they have folders for each branch, it's mind blowing.

- squishles

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git commit -m “F” to pay respects

- abbuh

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4: Passing a flashdrive around with code on it

5: Passing notebook paper around with code on it

6: Passing a audio file around with a text-to-speech voice telling you code

7: One person does all the work and everyone else takes credit

- Ducktor_Thrax

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I prefer making one commit per line changed to boost my commit count

- tubagrooves

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Lucky you, you have tests

- eplaut_