![How to Become a Programmer? | Quickest and Bestest Way Revealed](https://devhumor.com/content/uploads/images/June2020/How-to-Become-a-Successful-Programmer---Funny-Programming-Comic.png)
"I'd like to extend my heartfelt gratitude to Stackoverflow and GitHub for their persistent support in my programming career" - Programmer
![There are two ways to write error-free programs; only the third one works.](https://devhumor.com/content/uploads/images/July2018/lab-code-Boom.png)
It isn't easy being a programmer. They code all day, debug all night and go through thousands of code lines trying to fix a problem that you don't know you have, in a way you don't understand
![Everything will be just fine!](https://devhumor.com/content/uploads/images/June2018/repo.png)
My code is simple. It works, or it doesn't. Put it in a box, then it becomes uncertain.
- lightwhite
![Bitbucket wishes a happy anniversary to their biggest competitor, GitHub](https://devhumor.com/content/uploads/images/April2018/github_birthday.jpg)
"Thank you @Bitbucket, but the cake has disappeared. Please send more."
@github
![Commit sizes](https://devhumor.com/content/uploads/images/April2018/self_esteem.png)
I prefer making one commit per line changed to boost my commit count
- tubagrooves
!["Add private key"](https://devhumor.com/content/uploads/images/October2017/Auswahl_004.png)
You can find: SSL private keys, SSH private keys (sometimes not even encrypted!), access keys to cloud instances.
Sometimes it was just made it possible to use private keys in their software but many times the real private key is published...
here is your badge:
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