Found a job opening that requires 8+ years of Swift experience.

Submitted By: admin on August 5, 2018

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Swift is a programming language that came out 3 years ago.

would you call yourself a hard worker?

Submitted By: admin on May 31, 2018

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absolutely. I make almost everything harder than it has to be.

When is the best time for me to give you a call?

Submitted By: admin on May 15, 2018

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Developer: Some time around 1996 when phone calls were considered normal.

When you develop in PHP so HR gave you a helmet to protect you from slamming your head into the table

Submitted By: admin on April 13, 2018

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I'll take the risk of death and/or dismemberment on an oil rig over having to do PHP.

- shosuroyokaze