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When your last programming job involved Borland Pascal for DOS.

- imperiusdamian

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Please dont. Every language is good at something. Your taste, experience and objectives are not the absolute truth. Just because you don't like it doesn't mean its a shitty language.

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JavaScript has a very interesting type system

- Bill_Morgan

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JavaScript makes me want to flip the table and say “Fuck this shit”, but I can never be sure what “this” refers to.

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Does minified JavaScript make this a mini skirt?

- DeathByDenim

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At college we were put in a web dev project with literally zero experience in the languages used (php and Javascript iirc), there was so much confusion before people realized this! (we had almost exclusively worked in c++ and java until then)

- zywrek

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Java is to JavaScript the same way Fun is to Funeral.

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(1) Think of a noun

(2) Google "<noun>.js"

(3) If a library with that name exists - drink

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alert()?

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I don't like the language, I feel it's a bastardization of a proper language with insecure typing and scope, but it's hard to argue with its wide spread use. I just wait, hopefully, wistfully, for the day I can properly do WASM without incompatibility issues (aside from EoL browsers or ones that haven't seen a meaningful update in more than a year).

- Feynt