How programmers sleep

Submitted By: admin on June 25, 2024

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Programmers can sleep quietly through earthquakes, thunderstorms or alien attacks, but once they remember how to fix an error in their code, their peace is gone. Resistance is futile!

Not everyone should code

Submitted By: admin on June 18, 2024

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When you search YouTube for days to fix a specific bug, you realize that not everyone should code. Maybe YOU should not code. Are you just an imposter?

Danger! Danger!

Submitted By: admin on June 12, 2024

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Seeing that your calculator opens on its own is no joke. What is next? Your camera?

Programmer vs. bear

Submitted By: admin on June 11, 2024

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You don't need big muscles to fight a bear. Just ask him to review your pull request and he will pretend he never saw you.

Build an AI

Submitted By: admin on June 11, 2024

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The mauve AI has the most intelligence.

Happy Asian Parents

Submitted By: admin on June 10, 2024

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Asian parents are only happy when you come home with A++, so you should learn C++ faster. You need to get to B++ and then to A++ to make them proud :)))

Bro needs a vacation

Submitted By: admin on May 31, 2024

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How are you, bro?

Normal people vs. Programmer

Submitted By: admin on May 30, 2024

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Programmers use different words than normal people... they have their code to communicate.

Together we are strong

Submitted By: admin on May 27, 2024

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When the feature is complete, the dev, the scrum master and the tester realize that working together for the same goal acrually made them happy.

.gitignore thoughts won't let me sleep

Submitted By: admin on May 23, 2024

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I can't ignore .gitignore.

For graphics, this is the best I can do...

Submitted By: admin on May 20, 2024

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That is why you should never ask a programmer to make the graphics...

Nested IFs vs. Nested replies

Submitted By: admin on May 15, 2024

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For Reddit nested replies, your patience is infinite.

You have to be a strong software engineer

Submitted By: admin on May 9, 2024

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Programming is hard. That is why you need to be strong enough to lift a minimum of 40 lbs if you want to get hired as a software engineer.

How to impress a programmer as a man

Submitted By: admin on May 7, 2024

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Not only that you know how to install Windows, but you can also mansplain to her exactly how you do it. What programmer wouldn't be impressed?

Fixing your bug... quietly

Submitted By: admin on May 2, 2024

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If no one knows that you are responsible for the bug, there's no point to brag about it.