Their is only one way to win this game...

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Son of Anton at its best

- marfoldi

"Hello World"

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New programmer:

Print “Hello World!”;

New programmer:

Ok, that’s done now onto ML and game programming

- accuracy_frosty

This is the way

Submitted By: admin on December 11, 2019

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Junior dev - Searches Google, opens first link to SO, copies answer, it doesn't work. Goes ask for help from the senior dev.

Senior dev - Searches Google, opens the same link to SO, copies the same answer. Works perfectly.

- marcosdumay

Who cares about a few crashes here and there, right?

Submitted By: admin on December 10, 2019

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Best part is that when that bug isn't your code, but it's in a library your entire application is entirely dependent on, and has been an open issue for 5 years, and you just now ran into it on a new core feature.

- ITriedLightningTendr

How programmers comment their code

Submitted By: admin on December 8, 2019

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Hmm, yes. The floor here is made out of floor.

- grizeldi

Incorrect code review

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Once on an approved PR I commented that it shouldn't be merged yet. Another dev asked why. I said that it doesn't compile. The dev commented that he didn't think that should be an impediment to getting the code in master.

I hit my desk. Threw my mouse. Stormed out.

Started working on my resume.

- dashingThroughSnow12

Tester & Developer relationship

Submitted By: admin on December 8, 2019

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I find that giving QA permission to go into peoples homes at night to assign JIRA bug fixes is an acceptable answer

- moosi-j

Just dual boot problems

Submitted By: admin on December 8, 2019

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Also strong opinions on whether properties should be private

Submitted By: admin on December 7, 2019

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My C++ classes: data members should be private

Marx: excuse me WTF

- Superb_Introduction

Unused variables

Submitted By: admin on December 7, 2019

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don't rush me

why does my code always look so shitty compared to code written by big companies :c Source: www.reddit.com

Well jokes on you because my code is shitty and on GitHub

- paperbenni

What about a Boolizard??

Submitted By: admin on December 5, 2019

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Floatizard is clearly a water type.
Intizard would be psychic (int=intelligence, right?).
Boolizard would be ghost.
I can't figure out what Doubleizard would be . . .

- draypresct

Looking at the code your co-workers wrote on your project while you were out on vacation Source: www.reddit.com

That can go both ways: Jealousy because the code is so elegant or feeling the threat of spending hours working it through for all mistakes?

- VioletteKaur

It MUST be the tests. My code is perfect!

Submitted By: admin on December 4, 2019

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Why not both?

- TabCompletion

Full Procedure of Coding from Beginning to End

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Shouldn’t it be: Write tests, the tests fail, write code, the tests pass, refactor, success and happiness?

- Dazeeeh

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