why does my code always look so shitty compared to code written by big companies :c Source: www.reddit.com

Well jokes on you because my code is shitty and on GitHub

- paperbenni

What about a Boolizard??

Submitted By: admin on December 5, 2019

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Floatizard is clearly a water type.
Intizard would be psychic (int=intelligence, right?).
Boolizard would be ghost.
I can't figure out what Doubleizard would be . . .

- draypresct

Looking at the code your co-workers wrote on your project while you were out on vacation Source: www.reddit.com

That can go both ways: Jealousy because the code is so elegant or feeling the threat of spending hours working it through for all mistakes?

- VioletteKaur

It MUST be the tests. My code is perfect!

Submitted By: admin on December 4, 2019

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It MUST be the tests. My code is perfect! Source: www.reddit.com

Why not both?

- TabCompletion

Full Procedure of Coding from Beginning to End

Submitted By: admin on December 3, 2019

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Shouldn’t it be: Write tests, the tests fail, write code, the tests pass, refactor, success and happiness?

- Dazeeeh

Cheating in a C++ class

Submitted By: admin on December 3, 2019

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I google for stuff I don’t know

.backend-css {z-index: 1; float: left;}

Submitted By: admin on December 2, 2019

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CSS doctor

Submitted By: admin on December 1, 2019

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display: grid;

Code Jesus

Submitted By: admin on December 1, 2019

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ctrl + s

main thrusters, engage

Submitted By: admin on December 1, 2019

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main thrusters, engage Source: www.reddit.com

Taking your code to the cloud!

- WildElderAgeEffect

Somebody asked if there is a better way to achieve this scrolling effect. Source: www.reddit.com

Nope. This is definitely the best way.

- jmack2424

I have to call myself out; this has been in production for 2 years Source: www.reddit.com

I'm going to assume it was more complex, and then simplified. Otherwise how does this logic ever come to you...

- welshucalegon

Legacy code comments

Submitted By: admin on November 28, 2019

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I bet it leads down to the highest level the fire truck ladder can reach. Very fitting metaphor.

- owast

Manager: I want our web app to feel more like a native app

Submitted By: admin on November 28, 2019

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