When you're out of ideas...

Submitted By: Florin on December 10, 2016

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When you're out of ideas... Source: nellucnhoj.com

If you look carefully, the thing he's drawing is the comic strip itself.

Building off of legacy code

Submitted By: Florin on December 10, 2016

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Building off of legacy code Source: www.reddit.com

If you guys saw the hacky bullshit going on behind the scenes at banks and large retailers, you'd know this picture is wrong. That is way way too clean and looks like it would stay together for a couple hours.

COM here, custom ETL there, sprinkle in a little RPC, some custom protocols, an absolute shit load of unsecure FTP all wrapped up in horrible JavaScript.

This file is indented with 3 spaces instead of 4.

Submitted By: Florin on December 9, 2016

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This file is indented with 3 spaces instead of 4. Source: www.reddit.com

If you want to fuck with people, just use 2 spaces and a tab. It will look normal, but when they check from the left they'll think it's 4-spaced and when they check from the right they think it's tabbed.

Programming Existential Angst

Submitted By: Florin on December 9, 2016

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Programming Existential Angst Source: www.reddit.com

Don't forget the part where all five steps take up 20+ hours.

And I didn't properly comment it either

Submitted By: Bisa on December 8, 2016

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And I didn't properly comment it either

When your shower has more GitHub commits than you

Submitted By: Florin on December 8, 2016

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When your shower has more GitHub commits than you Source: www.reddit.com

"squash and merge" option in gitHub Enterprise is killing my commit graph :(

 

catch

Submitted By: Florin on December 8, 2016

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catch Source: www.reddit.com

try {} 

catch (Exception e){ 

throw new YourProblem("Deal with it");

}

Web development explained with butt analogies

Submitted By: admin on December 7, 2016

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Web development explained with butt analogies Source: imgur.com

Sudo Su

Submitted By: maricela-potoc on December 7, 2016

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Sudo Su Source: imgur.com

come back sleep!

Submitted By: PCMartinsson on December 7, 2016

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come back sleep!

32 candle cake for my birthday.

Submitted By: Florin on December 6, 2016

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32 candle cake for my birthday. Source: www.reddit.com

For those Who dont get it.....

1 0 0 0 0 0

32 16 8 4 2 1

It's 32 in binary.

On his 33rd Birthday He would need...

1 0 0 0 0 1

32 + 1 = 33

Developer productivity

Submitted By: Florin on December 6, 2016

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Developer productivity Source: www.reddit.com

3 hours of sleep 5 days a week definitely isn't healthy

 

What webdesign sometimes feels like

Submitted By: Bisa on December 6, 2016

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What webdesign sometimes feels like Source: OC

That single misindented tag...

My client asked me this question when I told him about maintenance charges and/or handing off the code to someone else Source: www.reddit.com

One more thing to note - There is no language called "Indian".

 

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