Branch merging IRL

Submitted By: admin on January 7, 2017

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Branch merging IRL Source: www.reddit.com

"I call bullshit on that one. Where's the fire and the screaming senior developers?"

- GregTheMad

So my grandma is quite active on Github

Submitted By: admin on January 2, 2017

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So my grandma is quite active on Github Source: www.reddit.com

GitTub*

 

When you want to start a fight.

Submitted By: admin on December 28, 2016

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When you want to start a fight. Source: www.reddit.com

And the newer commit even rounded it poorly.

It's safer that way

Submitted By: Florin on December 22, 2016

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It's safer that way Source: www.reddit.com

I don't, maybe that's why I have commitment issues.

git reset --hard 2015

Submitted By: admin on December 20, 2016

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git reset --hard 2015 Source: twitter.com

ok, now go check out "git blame"

productive employee (According to managers)

Submitted By: admin on December 13, 2016

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productive employee (According to managers) Source: www.reddit.com

https://github.com/veggiedefender/commitment-issues

When your shower has more GitHub commits than you

Submitted By: Florin on December 8, 2016

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When your shower has more GitHub commits than you Source: www.reddit.com

"squash and merge" option in gitHub Enterprise is killing my commit graph :(

 

github_irl

Submitted By: admin on December 4, 2016

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github_irl Source: www.reddit.com

"Revert 'Turns out that was important' turns out that wasn't important"

found this commit in our repo today

Submitted By: pixma140 on November 20, 2016

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found this commit in our repo today

Joke about your GitHub profile.

Submitted By: Anonymous on October 31, 2016

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Joke about your GitHub profile. Source: www.reddit.com

when most of your commits are like this http://i.imgur.com/21RDNVn.png

Once again, I have outdone myself with my commit messages.

Submitted By: Anonymous on October 17, 2016

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Once again, I have outdone myself with my commit messages. Source: www.reddit.com

Keep this going. At your next standup meeting, when asked what you've been up to, just say "font".

GitHub Pain

Submitted By: Anonymous on September 20, 2016

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GitHub Pain

When you commit the same code for the third time....

GitHub's expectations are a bit excessive...

Submitted By: Anonymous on September 19, 2016

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GitHub's expectations are a bit excessive...

Should I deploy on a Friday at 5pm?

Submitted By: Anonymous on August 8, 2016

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Should I deploy on a Friday at 5pm? Source: www.reddit.com

Our Capistrano scripts all require you to add a --yes-i-know-its-friday-and-i-really-want-to-deploy flag on Fridays.

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