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I use this diagram a lot at work as a software developer

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I use this diagram a lot at work as a software developer Source: www.reddit.com

no problems

megabyte or mebibyte

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megabyte or mebibyte

Drug Dealer Or Software Programmer?

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Drug Dealer Or Software Programmer? Source: www.panix.com

A Career Comparison

Is it just me, or could this be the correct answer?

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Is it just me, or could this be the correct answer? Source: www.reddit.com

Programmers can write functions without needing to know what they do or how they should work.

Code never lies...

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Code never lies... Source: www.reddit.com

/#This code adds two numbers.

C=A+B;

return A;

- BrianBtheITguy

The first 90 percent of the code

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The first 90 percent of the code Source: imgur.com

The first 90 percent of the code accounts for the first 90 percent of the development time. The remaining 10 percent of the code accounts for the other 90 percent of the development time.

- Tom Cargill, Bell Labs

What one programmer can do in one month, two programmers can do in two months

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What one programmer can do in one month, two programmers can do in two months Source: www.reddit.com

Fred Brooks

Client-side security.

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Client-side security. Source: www.reddit.com

911? I cut my finger on some jagged metal.

- wolf2600

Ah, poetry

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Ah, poetry Source: www.reddit.com

Shakespeare on SSL

Are programmers artists?

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Are programmers artists? Source: thenewboston.com

With great power comes great ... fun!

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With great power comes great ... fun! Source: twitter.com

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tl;dr programmer

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tl;dr programmer Source: www.reddit.com

A programmer is a tool used to turn caffeine into programs.

When I wrote this code

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When I wrote this code Source: www.reddit.com

dear God...

Programmer, parties and women

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Programmer, parties and women Source: https://twitter.com/Mojibena/status/817320941164306432

Oldie but still makes me chuckle

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Oldie but still makes me chuckle Source: www.reddit.com

There's a kernel of truth in this.

 

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