When you decide to delete a block of code that you thought was useless Source: techindustan.com

There are 10 types of people in the world: Those who understand binary and those who don't.

There are two ways to write error-free programs; only the third one works. Source: techindustan.com

It isn't easy being a programmer. They code all day, debug all night and go through thousands of code lines trying to fix a problem that you don't know you have, in a way you don't understand

Programming is like magic...

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Programming is like magic... Source: twitter.com

Programming is like magic. You write very specific instructions in arcane languages to invoke commands, and if you get it even a little bit wrong you risk unleashing demons and destroying everything.

If it weren't for C

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If it weren't for C Source: twitter.com
When you have a 2-hour debate about a variable name and enjoy every minute of it Source: www.reddit.com

"I used to think that everybody should learn programming. When I first started learning –thinking about how to organize the world in terms of data structures and algorithms– I thought, "Wow, this is such an amazing way to organize information. Everybody should learn to do this!"

 

I don't think that anymore.

 

I think there has to be something seriously wrong with you in order to do this work. A normal person, once they’ve looked into the abyss, will say, “I’m done. This is stupid. I’m going to do something else.” But not us, ‘cause there’s something really wrong with us."

- Crockford

Programming is like sex...

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Programming is like sex...

Writing regex expressions be like

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Writing regex expressions be like

Happy International Women's Day

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Happy International Women's Day

Happy International Women's day to all female programmers!!!

See full vid (where the pic is from) here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8aCMpJMzGgE

Programming...all day, all night

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Programming...all day, all night Source: media02.hongkiat.com

Programmer Jokes

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Source: KnightSpear

'Real' Programmers will Understand these Jokes...

Programming in a nutshell

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Programming in a nutshell Source: https://twitter.com/ewoudwerf/status/817339814584393730

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