I like the getting paid part

Submitted By: admin on February 20, 2022

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I like the getting paid part Source: www.reddit.com

Writing a whole untested project from scratch to fulfill a specific use case and then not maintaining or scaling it.

Vs

Writing 10 LoC, spending 2 hours figuring out why it broke some tests, writing your own tests, realizing it doesn't behave as expected for some edge cases, fixing the edge cases, finding that fix breaks some different tests you'd assume to be unrelated, then realizing those tests were actually incorrect and testing incorrect behavior and you've uncovered a subtle existing bug, triaging the impact of that to see if you need to send up a flare, cutting a JIRA ticket for the new bug, rewriting the 10 LoC in a way that doesn't force the bug repro, then running integration tests against the other dozens of subsystems it interacts with for all builds currently in use, then documenting what you did, and it's somehow dark out even though you "started early today because you felt behind" and you're not sure if you actually drank any water today also your wife texted you 90 minutes ago asking if you were coming home soon.

But hey the pay's good.

- Myllokunmingia

The programmer's curse

Submitted By: admin on February 7, 2022

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The programmer's curse Source: twitter.com

pretty accurate

Deploy now!!

Submitted By: admin on December 24, 2021

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Deploy now!! Source: www.reddit.com

nothing could go wrong

Why wouldn't you choose a parrot for your next application

Submitted By: admin on December 1, 2021

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Why wouldn't you choose a parrot for your next application Source: www.reddit.com

https://archive.google.com/pigeonrank/

Fist day at Facebook

Submitted By: admin on October 5, 2021

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Fist day at Facebook Source: www.reddit.com

A little dev oops

- inkompotato

im going to uninstall the bootloader

Submitted By: admin on September 15, 2021

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im going to uninstall the bootloader Source: www.facebook.com

go ahead lol

[monkeyuser] Reusable Components

Submitted By: admin on September 9, 2021

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[monkeyuser] Reusable Components Source: www.monkeyuser.com

reusability

Bash for president

Submitted By: admin on August 28, 2021

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Bash for president Source: www.facebook.com

Using answers from SO is not always the best to do

Submitted By: admin on August 22, 2021

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Using answers from SO is not always the best to do Source: twitter.com

So I learned of an amusing bug today

[monkeyuser] code review

Submitted By: admin on July 16, 2021

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[monkeyuser] code review Source: www.monkeyuser.com

exposed

"Just read the docs."

Submitted By: admin on July 16, 2021

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"Just read the docs." Source: www.reddit.com

Snr dev: Just read the docs

Docs: //@todo write docs

- juakali92

Never used dark mode.

Submitted By: admin on May 28, 2021

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Never used dark mode. Source: 9gag.com

PURE RELAXATION - SERVER SOUNDS

Submitted By: admin on April 13, 2021

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PURE RELAXATION - SERVER SOUNDS Source: www.youtube.com

Tracks:

1. Desktops in the doldrums
2. Entering the engineroom
3. The far side of the cloud
4. Colocation ventilation
5. Direct, free and cool
6. Storage in my ears
7. Facing the cloud
8. Sirens of ups
9. Space walk

While There is Code There is Bugs

Submitted By: tecHindustan on April 13, 2021

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While There is Code There is Bugs Source: www.instagram.com

No one :
Literally No one -
Bug - Hello, Find me and fix me

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