Software engineers & unions

Submitted By: admin on May 13, 2024

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Your team of 15 people saved the company $150 million last year, but was only paid 2% of that total. Are you ok with this? Do you consider this to be fair or are you willing to unionize to get more?

The long path to rejection

Submitted By: admin on May 10, 2024

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Regular people are rejected quickly. Software engineers go through a whole process before being rejected. 

Finding a bug - developer vs. tester

Submitted By: admin on May 10, 2024

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The developer knows that it's not a bug, it's a treasured feature that needs to be hidden.

Frontend devs sweating

Submitted By: admin on May 10, 2024

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Responsive design is sometimes challenging....

Linux kernel fully written in JavaScript

Submitted By: admin on May 9, 2024

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You can run Linux Kernel on JavaScript directly (without emulators) by using LKL.js.

You have to be a strong software engineer

Submitted By: admin on May 9, 2024

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Programming is hard. That is why you need to be strong enough to lift a minimum of 40 lbs if you want to get hired as a software engineer.

Why aren't you sharing your source code?

Submitted By: admin on May 8, 2024

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Are you proud of your source code? Why aren't you sharing it?

Genie error

Submitted By: admin on May 8, 2024

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An engineer who likes recursion is the nightmare of any genie.

CORS error

Submitted By: admin on May 8, 2024

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Are you scared of a CORS error?

How to impress a programmer as a man

Submitted By: admin on May 7, 2024

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Not only that you know how to install Windows, but you can also mansplain to her exactly how you do it. What programmer wouldn't be impressed?

Undocumented spaghetti code

Submitted By: admin on May 7, 2024

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How did you sleep knowing that you left undocumented spaghetti code when you left the company? Like Donald Duck or even better?

Which acronym do you use the most?

Submitted By: admin on May 7, 2024

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Programmers use acronyms such as master-slave, deforestation, children and STD. Would you change any of them if you could?

Comparing Flutter, Swift and Kotlin...

Submitted By: admin on May 6, 2024

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And the winner is... Flutter!!!

Will you volunteer to do coding and art for this man?

Submitted By: admin on May 3, 2024

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Even Devin gets paid. Why would we code for free?

Get rich or die trying

Submitted By: admin on May 3, 2024

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PHP code:

$_GET["rich"] or die("trying");