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This is the just medieval way of curing the disease. Amputation and bloodletting.

- brainfreeze91

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You can add BASIC to the "Arrays can start wherever" group.

- Kered13

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new AbstractProxyVehicleFactorySingleton().buildCadillac()

- eyekwah2

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I’ll probably get down voted, but first off, that’s awesome. I laughed at it.

Honestly, pretty much any seasoned Java developer will tell you the same thing. IntelliJ is trying to help you save face during a code review.

Figure out why you’re having memory issues to feel the need to garbage collect, then give him a fist bump and buy him a beer for helping you grow as a developer.

- BingoDeville

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Sun Microsystems

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Decapsulation

- flimflamgames

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PC running Java: To warm your house

- Jmcgee1125

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Java is to JavaScript the same way Fun is to Funeral.

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Java vs Python

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"Are you Linus Torvalds writing a Kernel?"

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22k tests in 681 ms? Hmmm...

- evil_burrito