Florin

Florin

918 points

Member since: September 29, 2014

Hire me.

Submitted By: Ben on March 8, 2017

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Hire me.

i code efficiently

Clients - worst part of this job

Submitted By: vagrant326 on March 7, 2017

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Can you programm in ...Romanian?

Submitted By: Bogomil on February 28, 2017

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Can you programm in ...Romanian? Source: twitter.com

PHP kills you when used wrongly

Submitted By: renemaassen on February 7, 2017

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PHP kills you when used wrongly Source: www.chrismadden.co.uk

Always ventilate your ideas extremly well when using PHP.

Be carefull with inhaling too many of just your private PHP ideas.

PHP keeps running and does NOT have a safety switch for toxic levels.

Do not use without proper expertise; or it will suffocate you slowly without you noticing it until it is too late.

 

(I've used an image of Chris Madden, and placed 2 other images on top).

5 REASONS TO BE A CODER - NO COLLEGE NEEDED

Submitted By: Andrew5888eb7061fd8 on January 25, 2017

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The 5 reasons why you should become a coder! $$$$ If you are on the fence about being a computer science major think no more. These reasonings will help solve all your problems.

I have never seen a developer saying this to me

Submitted By: gitcommit on January 14, 2017

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I have never seen a developer saying this to me

print "You messed up something m8"; ?>

Submitted By: bexandre on January 4, 2017

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print "You messed up something m8"; ?>

Was messing around the internet and got up on this website - don't ask me how or why -, so decided to share it with y'all PHP-hateboys/developers.

Google Assistant Programmers...

Submitted By: admin on January 3, 2017

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Google Assistant Programmers... Source: www.reddit.com

I PITY THE DEVELOPER!

- antiquark2

Just add security to our existing product...

Submitted By: dgtlrift on December 24, 2016

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Just add security to our existing product... Source: www.lowes.com

Product Manager: "We just need you to add security to our product."

Engineer: "You know you can't just bolt on security?"

Product Manager: "Just do it."

Engineer: "But they can just unscrew it..."

Developer productivity

Submitted By: Florin on December 6, 2016

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Developer productivity Source: www.reddit.com

3 hours of sleep 5 days a week definitely isn't healthy

 

32 candle cake for my birthday.

Submitted By: Florin on December 6, 2016

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32 candle cake for my birthday. Source: www.reddit.com

For those Who dont get it.....

1 0 0 0 0 0

32 16 8 4 2 1

It's 32 in binary.

On his 33rd Birthday He would need...

1 0 0 0 0 1

32 + 1 = 33

come back sleep!

Submitted By: PCMartinsson on December 7, 2016

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come back sleep!
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whats wrong with the JTAG?

That's how you get user_id

Submitted By: admin on November 24, 2016

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That's how you get user_id Source: www.reddit.com

Code review: "What the fuck?"

How Programmers should Start their Day

Submitted By: Julie on November 24, 2016

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