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Submitted By: Ben on March 8, 2017
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i code efficiently
Submitted By: vagrant326 on March 7, 2017
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Submitted By: Bogomil on February 28, 2017
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Submitted By: renemaassen on February 7, 2017
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Always ventilate your ideas extremly well when using PHP.
Be carefull with inhaling too many of just your private PHP ideas.
PHP keeps running and does NOT have a safety switch for toxic levels.
Do not use without proper expertise; or it will suffocate you slowly without you noticing it until it is too late.
(I've used an image of Chris Madden, and placed 2 other images on top).
Submitted By: Andrew5888eb7061fd8 on January 25, 2017
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The 5 reasons why you should become a coder! $$$$ If you are on the fence about being a computer science major think no more. These reasonings will help solve all your problems.
Submitted By: gitcommit on January 14, 2017
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Submitted By: bexandre on January 4, 2017
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Was messing around the internet and got up on this website - don't ask me how or why -, so decided to share it with y'all PHP-hateboys/developers.
Submitted By: admin on January 3, 2017
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I PITY THE DEVELOPER!
- antiquark2
Submitted By: dgtlrift on December 24, 2016
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Product Manager: "We just need you to add security to our product."
Engineer: "You know you can't just bolt on security?"
Product Manager: "Just do it."
Engineer: "But they can just unscrew it..."
Submitted By: Florin on December 6, 2016
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3 hours of sleep 5 days a week definitely isn't healthy
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For those Who dont get it.....
1 0 0 0 0 0
32 16 8 4 2 1
It's 32 in binary.
On his 33rd Birthday He would need...
1 0 0 0 0 1
32 + 1 = 33
Submitted By: PCMartinsson on December 7, 2016
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Submitted By: dgtlrift on November 30, 2016
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whats wrong with the JTAG?
Submitted By: admin on November 24, 2016
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Code review: "What the fuck?"
Submitted By: Julie on November 24, 2016
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