When you develop in PHP so HR gave you a helmet to protect you from slamming your head into the table Source: www.reddit.com

I'll take the risk of death and/or dismemberment on an oil rig over having to do PHP.

- shosuroyokaze

PHP and MySQL

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PHP and MySQL Source: www.reddit.com

I was studying to exam from webdesign&databases that I have today. I've experienced EXACTLY the same situation :/

- rufus_alpha

A purely objective diagram showing the easiness and coolness of some programming languages Source: www.reddit.com

For those who can't see, Assembly is in the very bottom right corner. Outside the image...

- senowe

PHP know the risks

Submitted By: admin on July 8, 2017

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PHP know the risks Source: www.reddit.com

led

Working as PHP developer

Submitted By: admin on June 29, 2017

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Working as PHP developer Source: www.reddit.com

TFW your workplace is tagged Not Safe For Work.

- SteveCCL

[turnoff.us] A Comic About PHP Good Parts

Submitted By: admin on June 10, 2017

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[turnoff.us] A Comic About PHP Good Parts Source: turnoff.us

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This is valid Code in PHP

Submitted By: mart on May 8, 2017

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This is valid Code in PHP Source: www.facebook.com

WHY? JUST WHY?!

Whenever someone mentions PHP

Submitted By: Florin on April 17, 2017

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Whenever someone mentions PHP Source: www.reddit.com

It has its place, and it played an important role in web application development for a long time. It's an available technology for many use cases, though not all, which I don't believe it ever achieved to be.

- Meowts

PHP kills you when used wrongly

Submitted By: renemaassen on February 7, 2017

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PHP kills you when used wrongly Source: www.chrismadden.co.uk

Always ventilate your ideas extremly well when using PHP.

Be carefull with inhaling too many of just your private PHP ideas.

PHP keeps running and does NOT have a safety switch for toxic levels.

Do not use without proper expertise; or it will suffocate you slowly without you noticing it until it is too late.

 

(I've used an image of Chris Madden, and placed 2 other images on top).

Hide this code, that I dare not see

Submitted By: Florin on November 7, 2016

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Hide this code, that I dare not see Source: www.commitstrip.com

lol, there's always some horrifying PHP code hiding somewhere...

source: http://www.commitstrip.com/en/2016/11/03/hide-this-code-that-i-dare-not-see/

When you're programming and you've got a song stucked in the head...

If you're going to San Francisco...

One small misspelling...

Submitted By: Anonymous on December 9, 2015

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One small misspelling...

Test your code before you deploy it to the live site...

NotNot == True ?

Submitted By: Anonymous on October 31, 2015

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NotNot == True ?

Is this a random mistake that works or is it some php functionality I do not know yet ?

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